A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-04-22 10:27:07 · 18 answers · asked by blackheart89 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow this is nice i love it girl good job you really did hit the spot with this one girl i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i love it somuch girl and way to go girl you rocks you really did nail this one i just can not stop telling you how much i love your joke because i really do love it girl and high 5 you had made my day with this one girl and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it and good job once again girl because this joke is funny i just can not stop laughing at your joke this is the best joke that i had ever heard in my life and thanks once again for making me laugh.
2007-04-22 20:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got a joke too. It is actually more of a quiz. Whatever you do, don't look at the answer of the question until you have answered.
1.How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?
A:Put him in the fridge, shut the door.
2.How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A:Take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, shut the door.
3.There is an animal meeting. Which animal did not attend?
A:The elephant.
4.There is a river infested with giant crocodiles. You must get across. How do you get across?
A:Jump in and swim. All of the crocodiles are at the animal meeting.
2007-04-22 17:44:38 · answer #2 · answered by Bobby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that was soo funny! A good twist at the end. Great job!
2007-04-22 17:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by ~Little Rocker Chick~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-22 22:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny I forgot to laugh!
2007-04-22 20:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow this is nice i love it girl good job you really did hit the spot with this one girl i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i love it somuch girl and way to go girl you rocks you really did nail this one i just can not stop telling you how much i love your joke because i really do love it girl and high 5 you had made my day with this one girl and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it and good job once again girl because this joke is funny i just can not stop laughing at your joke this is the best joke that i had ever heard in my life and thanks once again for making me laugh.
2007-04-22 17:37:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
thats soooo funny!
2007-04-22 17:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by well loved nerd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, that is a joke. Ha. Ha. Ha. I love it.
2007-04-22 17:34:45 · answer #8 · answered by That one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh! Thanks for cheering me up 10/10.
And I gave you a star!
2007-04-22 17:33:20 · answer #9 · answered by Mila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really good, thank you for the laugh, star for you!
2007-04-22 17:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ ♥ ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋