A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
2007-04-22 08:31:46 · 27 answers · asked by Saskia O 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that's great
very funny
never heard it before
loved it
here is a star
2007-04-22 08:34:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yep worth a star 10/10+
2007-04-22 09:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star from me Saskia. 10/10
2007-04-22 08:44:50 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw it on here a few days ago, but definitely worth repeating. Have a star.
2007-04-22 09:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-04-22 08:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but o so confusing the first time threw!
Ha Ha Ha!
LOL
2007-04-24 12:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by Javgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have heard this one a million times!
2007-04-22 09:05:11 · answer #7 · answered by twixette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little sick but funny. 8/10.
2007-04-22 09:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats funny! I starred!
2007-04-22 08:37:27 · answer #9 · answered by ~!Sexy!~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gave me a laugh so I wil give you a star.
2007-04-22 08:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by Afrolicious35 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋