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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."

2007-04-22 08:21:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

this is the meaning of a true joke. lmao woow

2007-04-22 08:25:59 · answer #1 · answered by person 2 · 1 0

good one

funny part for me is the repetive

"I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

2007-04-22 15:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by gjmb1960 7 · 0 0

Come on Irish that was another of mine...in the huff now...lol!!

2007-04-22 15:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by William C 2 · 0 0

I really didn't find that funny. Sorry, I got it, but I just didn't find it funny at all.
No star for you. :(

2007-04-22 15:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by zorrowna 2 · 0 0

That's a classic !

2007-04-22 17:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that has got to be a classic! lol

2007-04-22 15:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by lacala.girl 2 · 0 0

Now that was funny.

2007-04-22 15:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0 0

wow

2007-04-22 15:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by sec_cogley 2 · 0 0

that was good,thanks u made me laugh.

2007-04-22 17:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by lauren 3 · 0 0

omg thats mean! im blonde and thats dumb lol...

2007-04-22 16:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by AmandaNic™ 3 · 0 0

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