A small East Texas Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of
gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, which was a female, became very
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters
worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Ted
Standen, a Bubba part-time worker, who was responsible for cleaning
the animal's cages. Ted, like most Bubbas, had little sense, but
possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The
administrator thought they might have a solution. Ted was approached
with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for
$500.00?
Ted showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, Ted announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
"First," Ted said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", Ted said, "you must never tell anyone about this"
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Ted said, "I want any offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist."
Once again the administrator agreed.
"And last of all," Ted stated, "you've got to give me another week
to come up with the $500.00."
2007-04-22 07:26:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O.M.G, I want a job like that, nearest thing to a sh+g i`m going to get, ha ha. Brilliant, 10/10+star. x
2007-04-22 07:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. A little hard to read with all the line breaks, but good.
2007-04-22 07:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cracker very thick 10/10
2007-04-22 08:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-04-22 07:30:28 · answer #4 · answered by MsCymru 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bad joke wicked in fact i give you star
2007-04-22 07:31:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! funny did not expect the ending though........I had one about sheep similar to that.........but that's for another day lol!!
2007-04-22 07:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by William C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... ted is a sick ,desperate man
2007-04-22 07:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by it's over ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
lol
that is great
very funny
2007-04-22 07:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was hysterical!
2007-04-22 07:33:28 · answer #9 · answered by just wants to know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-22 08:05:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋