What is a good inscription for an atheist's headstone?

Question

Just planning ahead ;-)

Then again, maybe I'll just be cremated. That way they can say I was engulfed in flames for a few minutes at least.

Answer 1

"He was a rockin' dude".

Answer 2

i've got self assurance sorry for people who actual are atheist as a results of fact those human beings have somewhat puzzled the strategies with the consumer, the strategies being evolution, the so-called enormous bang, planetary accretion, and all the the remainder of technological information. technological information basically tells us _how_ some thing happens and in no way _who_ instituted the act. technological information is ignorant of each and every thing yet actual products no remember if those products be guy or woman sub-atomic debris or stars cutting-edge in area. There are people who declare atheism yet who somewhat at the instant are not atheist. a real atheist does not _care_ if somebody believes in "a god" as a results of fact the actual atheist "knows" that there are none. as a results of fact of this, IMO, the so-called atheists that we hit upon trolling right here on solutions at the instant are not actual atheists, they probably are in basic terms people who desire to debate, argue, and "cuss at" faith customarily.

Answer 3

Traditionally in my fiance's danish customs, people are cremated no matter if they are religious or not. Because there just isn't enough room for all the dead bodies in such a teeny country. So everyone is cremated, but you still get a headstone. Mine will probably read,

"I died, you cried, now get over it."

Answer 4

Here's three:

1.
I loved Life on Earth, so much I even respected it.
If there's a second act, good--I already know my lines.

2.
I hope there's a heaven, because after what I've been put through,
By so-called 'believers', I should be runnning the place.

3.
Reality, selfhood, honesty.
I'll miss the things I was good at...

Answer 5

This is an excerpt of an email to Ray from an atheist.


Ray,

You are really convinced that you've got all the answers. You've really got yourself tricked into believing that you're 100% right. Well, let me tell you just one thing. Do you consider yourself to be compassionate of other humans? If you're right, as you say you are, and believe that, then how can you sleep at night? When you speak with me you are speaking with someone who you believe is walking directly into eternal damnation into an endless onslaught of horrendous pain which your 'loving' god created, yet you stand by and do nothing.

If you believe one bit that thousands every day were falling into an eternal and unreacheable fate, you should be running the streets mad with rage at their blindness. That's equivalent to standing on a street corner and watching every person that passes you walk blindly directly into the path of a bus and die, yet you stand idly by and do nothing. You're just twiddling your thumbs, happy in the knowledge that one day that 'walk' signal will shine your way across the road.

Think about it. Imagine the horrors Hell must have in store if the bible is true. You're just going to allow that to happen and not care about saving anyone but yourself? If you're right then you're an uncaring, unemotional and purely selfish (expletive) that has no right to talk about subjects such as love and caring.

James Franz



The entire discourse between Ray and this atheist is now in a fascinating book called, Intelligent Design versus Evolution—letters to an atheist.
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Answer 6

He shall be immortal through his grandchildren.

Easter is named after Eastre, a pagan Saxon goddess!

Eastre (earlier, Eostre, derived from the Saxons' Germanic heritage) was the Anglo-Saxon name of a Teutonic goddess of dawn, spring and fertility. Our word, "east" is related to this deity's name. Her male consort was the Sun god, and the sun does rise, after all, at dawn and in the east. Rites of spring were celebrated in her honor at the vernal equinox (first day of spring). The first Sunday after the first full moon succeeding the vernal equinox was also sacred to her, and this pagan holiday was given her name -- Eastre. The full moon represented the "pregnant" phase of Eastre -- she was passing into the fertile season and giving birth to the Sun's offspring.

Answer 7

Well, how about this?

Cute:

Thanks for the fun times!

Life was an awesome experience.

See you in hell! (humorous and satirical)

Here lies an atheist...No, wait. I told the truth!

I"m an atheist and all I got was this lousy headstone!

Answer 8

I like the idea of a proximity activated voice recording. I'd go with something like

"Well it's nice of you to make time to come and see me at last. Now plant some f**king daisies for me to push up!"

Answer 9

Have your personal accomplishments listed on it. Your very own, even if the only thing they can list is, "He made one mean martini." Doesn't matter, it's about you.

Answer 10

Hope you plan on being around long.
Mine is F*** god and all his glory,
every day is the same old story.

Answer 11

hmm i duno, what do they put on headstones anyway?? geez, good luck man, im gonna need some too obviously.