Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You ' re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They ' re going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you ' re cooking! Never! Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don ' t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
think I don ' t know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied,
"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I ' m driving."
2007-04-22 01:25:36 · 24 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that is just like my wife there is a hole in the mat at her side where she thinks there is a brake
2007-04-22 08:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's brill, before I got to the end I was thinking that' what I am like with my hubby! I was getting ratty reading it!!
Woops I must try harder to shut up!
2007-04-22 08:30:01 · answer #2 · answered by pammy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grab some masking tape and cover the mouth.
He sounds scary.
2007-04-22 08:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by Michael C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm rolling on the floor here! You're on a roll. Keep 'em coming!
2007-04-22 09:54:00 · answer #4 · answered by Raja 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bloody hell thats hilarious.
thanks for the laugh.i bet loads of women out there are cringing at the thought of that joke!!
xxx
2007-04-22 08:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-04-22 10:22:00 · answer #6 · answered by Redeemed 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats added a smile and a laugh to my day, funny.thx.
2007-04-22 08:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by trueblueplayaz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-04-22 09:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by purplehairsarah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that was funny and true10/10
2007-04-22 08:29:37 · answer #9 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny my dad is like that when i drive
2007-04-22 09:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by debbie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋