they can be rude!!!
2007-04-20 21:15:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Remote controlled vibrator. he gets the radio remote control
Go out on a date to say a posh resturant, a church, chat to a nun, on the train and any time any place he can be a naughty boy with the remote control and give you trouble to stand up.
Get a pole dance pole for houses (spring loaded so pressurises between floor and ceiling, pole dance lessons, disco light and better still a table to go around the pole so he can look right up your mini skirt first with and then without undies.
Mix baby oil and watery sop suds, get a big lino and do research on thai soapy massage or soap works
ie him first on back then front.
you soap and slippy him up then you (naked of course) the wipe him down with boobs in figure of 8, with his arms and legs between your legs like rubbing yourself up and down a pole using your er bush as a scrubbing pad
sliding all over him..
(if wish pad up anythign hard so you dont fly off him and get concussion)
Enter wet t shirt or jelly wrestle type competions
Go to a posh restarant and either give him a hand or slip underneath the table to give him a blow
If a teenager sneak him into the locker/changing room and give him the fantasy of watching the fit cheerleader stip and have a shower then when he gets cuaght first towel up and order him to leave but then you find out he is the prince etc whos dad owns the school and you have to do whatever he wants.
Likewise cops and robbers you arrest and search him, then find out he has diplomatic immunity and now you are in trouble so how can you save your job?
2007-04-20 22:25:04 · answer #1 · answered by N-BS ANS 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
A nice meal for two, bottle of wine, vodka, whiskey etc, get really silly with drink...!. Some sexy lingerie, a sexy video maybe, a blindfold, some ties, and enjoy...
Thats what I'm doing tonight....gonna tie her up and bugger off down the pub.
2007-04-20 21:20:27 · answer #2 · answered by Mark C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A nice meal and then use the last of the red wine for a special red wine ******** !!!!!
2007-04-20 21:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by Tilly Ward 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear high heels and panties. Hold him down by his chest with the stalleto while removing the rest.
2007-04-20 21:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
serve dinner naked or spray whip cream all over yourself, or you could take him out to dinner, do something you have never done before together that you might be both interested in, like salsa dancing
2007-04-20 21:26:34 · answer #5 · answered by wingnut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out with your mates so he can watch match of the day in peace!
2007-04-20 21:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
give him a nice massage with oils that will relax him the kiss him all over, then work your magic on him, he will be putey in your hands, have a great night.
2007-04-20 21:24:48 · answer #7 · answered by Tony T 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him you love him . . and mean it. That's special enough methinks, token gestures are great but you cant beat integrity.
2007-04-20 21:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by ~☆ Petit ♥ Chou ☆~ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Let him go to th epub
2007-04-20 21:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats easy, dress up in a sexy maid outfit and tell your man his every wish will be done, been there done it and it was FUN FUN FUN...
2007-04-20 21:31:43 · answer #10 · answered by JOJO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋