Three blonde women are walking down a beach and they find a magic lamp. They rub it and the genie comes out. The genie tells them that normally one person would have 3 wishes, but since the three of them found the lamp they each got one.
The first woman tells the genie that she's tired of being treated like trash and she wishes to be 50% smarter. *Poof* the genie turns her into a redhead.
The second woman says that she's tired of being treated like garbage also and want's to be 100% smarter. *Poof* the genie turns her into a brunette.
The third woman says that she LOVES being treated like trash and she wants to be 100% dumber. *Poof* She turned into a man.
2007-04-20 18:40:37 · 20 answers · asked by Amanda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice, but it goes on a bit.
here's a short one for you.
"What's the difference between a gold ball and a G-Spot?
A man will spend a half-hour looking for a golf ball"
2007-04-20 18:45:27 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I understand your point, but you must realize that whether these groups were made or not, sexist people exist and the people joining those groups are still the same people that would make the same jokes in person. I don't think having the groups are making more people sexist. The mature people will laugh it off and move on. Words can only hurt you if you let them. Besides, I have seen many groups made my women berating men. Like the 'never underestimate a girls ability to find something out' or 'finding a good guy is as hard as nailing jello to a tree'... or something like that. I actually think women get more respect from men nowadays then men get from women. Or at least this seems to be true where I live.
2016-05-20 01:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be funnier if it went like this:
Three guys are walking down the sidewalkand they find a magic lamp. They rub it and the genie comes out. The genie tells them that normally one person would have 3 wishes, but since the three of them found the lamp they each got one.
The first man tells the genie that she's tired of being treated like trash and he wishes to be 50% smarter. *Poof* the genie turns him into a profesor.
The second man says that she's tired of being treated like garbage also and want's to be 100% smarter. *Poof* the genie turns him into a wise old man.
The third man says that he LOVES being treated like trash and he wants to be 100% dumber. *Poof* He turned into a woman.
2007-04-20 18:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by funki15munki 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
that one was ok--- but how about these...
He said . . .. I don't k now why you wear a bra; you've
Got nothing to put in it.
She said .. . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
Ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
Grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
Me everywhere" Written just below it . "I do not"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
World does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
Future?
A. He buys two cases of beer .
Q. What is the difference between men and government
Bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q How many men does it take to change a roll of
Toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
Husband is every night?
A.. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
And go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
Bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
Have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
Beautiful?" G od says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says , "why did you make her so
Dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
~no hard feelings men~
2007-04-20 19:13:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Here's one:
The true creation story.
The first person God created was Eve. She was a beautiful woman with three breasts. She lived alone in the garden of Eden, and being a woman, got lonely. So she told God, and he had an idea. He ripped off one of her boobs and created Adam.
So all men are boobs!
2007-04-21 03:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you complement a man from east Texas ? nice tooth
2007-04-20 19:06:52 · answer #6 · answered by Cassie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that's certainly turning the tables. Good one!
2007-04-20 18:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by sustasue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That's funny! For the truth in your joke you get a star!
2007-04-20 18:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
the only part i don't get is y she was turned in2 a man
2007-04-24 16:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by AzGirl325 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one *
2007-04-23 06:12:58 · answer #10 · answered by toots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋