This secret Christian chip realeases endorphins whenever key words like Jesus, God, heaven, Mary etc are heard?
2007-04-20 18:32:28 · 30 answers · asked by Desiree 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well I think Christian men have one implanted in their prostate but sometimes this goes horribly wrong!
2007-04-20 22:56:44 · answer #1 · answered by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In spite of your mockery, your question is quite similar to another, good question: "is there a God part of the brain"? Some scientists assert that there is. See http://www.godpart.com/ Now the next question would be, why?
I suspect that the reason is that there is a God that wanted some of His creation to have the means of detecting and conceptualising His existence. Some people think it is just a strange artefact of evolution of the brain, and that it serves only to make life more survivable in sentient animals. I say that there is a God part of the brain, but that God intentionally developed it so that there could be a relationship between Himself and some of his creatures.
2007-04-20 18:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by MJQ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No silly, of course there are no chips. The churches can't be that advanced. Christian brains are just trained by the clergy to release endorphins when they hear those words.
2007-04-20 18:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sam 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million) If shall we implant chips with "great-intelligence" right into a consenting person`s suggestions, could Christians...? be for or against that? given which you have not listed any of the advantageous or destructive effects of such an operation, i'm able to state with complete self belief which you have not presented sufficient counsel for me to make a ethical decision. based on the help you **have** given, there is unquestionably no benefit or downside to such an operation and - so - no reason to help or merchandise to such an operation. - Jim, Bach Sci Physics 1989
2016-11-26 02:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, a potato chip. Most of these bible-beating born-agains live in trailer parks within walking distance of their local KKK or Aryan Nation clubhouse, falling asleep on top of their open bags of Bugles after doing too many shots of Cheeze Whiz.
The rogue salty snack isn't technically implanted in their "brain," it's implanted in their hair. Which is as close to a brain as most of them will ever get.
2007-04-20 18:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If a person chooses not to believe in God, or Jesus, that is their business. But I don't understand why you have to make fun of Christians, or other religious groups. What have we done to you? I don't make fun of atheists, or agnostics; I may pray for them, but I don't bother them. I have always wondered at the peril people put themselves in, and then make fun of someone else.
2007-04-20 18:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by judyarb1945 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe, I remembering reading somewhere that there was a genetic predisposition toward being religious. So even though I think you were trying to be funny, you really asked a valid question worth investigating.
2007-04-20 18:40:56 · answer #7 · answered by ohbrother 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You might say that. It's not a chip, but it's certainly a predisposition that makes things like Jesus, God, and heaven seem favourable.
2007-04-20 18:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by Jonathan 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes and anyone who is NOT of God don't have one and lead miserable pathetic lives doing things like asking stupid questions on Yahoo answers.
2007-04-20 18:36:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, and I'm sure they would all be against it because the "chip" mentioned in the bible is a sign of the anti-Christ.
2007-04-20 18:35:10 · answer #10 · answered by sorida 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋