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A married couple was asleep when the phone rang @ 2 in the morning. The VERY blond wife picked up the phone, listened for a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!!" and hung up.
The husband said, "who was that?"
The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

2007-04-20 17:21:46 · 23 answers · asked by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

very funny joke.

i'm surprised there are people that don't get it.

just in case you're one of those people: the man is cheating on the blond with another woman (the one who calls)

2007-04-20 17:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that is how I heard it: '....As she is approximately to stress away, the hearder runs as much as the motor vehicle and asks; "If i assume your real hair colour, am i able to have the sheep decrease back?" extremely startled, the blonde has a similar opinion. "Blonde." surprised, the blonde asks how he knew. "because of the fact that is not a sheep, that's my dogs." nonetheless humorous the two way you tell it nevertheless. right here's a celeb!

2016-10-13 02:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by sitzman 4 · 0 0

This is a variation of the joke i saw yesterday.in that one,it was the man who picked up the phone.

2007-04-20 19:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by aMUSEd 6 · 2 0

2 funny!

2007-04-20 18:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by For_Gondor! 5 · 0 0

....Then there was the blond who got a personalized license plate with the word blond on it and put it on her car upside down.
......Never give a blond a lunch break, you have to retrain her when she returns.
......Yep, I'm blond....left-handed too.

2007-04-20 17:28:05 · answer #5 · answered by classic 6 · 0 0

Now THAT'S a blond moment! LOL ;o]

2007-04-20 17:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not bad. My favorite is: why do blondes wear panties?

2007-04-20 17:27:08 · answer #7 · answered by tizzoseddy 6 · 0 0

funny

2007-04-20 19:01:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-04-20 17:27:47 · answer #9 · answered by lilshortyjlo43 2 · 0 0

thats a good one it took me a second but i got it

2007-04-20 18:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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