2007-04-20 17:05:22 · 21 answers · asked by saffron 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had to ask because while sitting at the Doctor's office today with my son, there was a mother with her son next to us. The little boy was talking to her then she asked himif he had brushed his teeth. H etold her no and she began to yell at him. She said why not and the boy told her he didn't have the energy to brush his teeth. Of course like all mom's do she sad I sent you to the bathroom, what were you doing in there?
I burst out laughing when he looked up and said "I had to melt my gatorade with the blow dryer"
After talking to the lady I found out he was only 5. Kids will never stop amazing me with they things they say.
2007-04-20 17:21:46 · update #1
Heard in Sunday School when the teacher showed a picture of the Last Supper and asked what the children thought Jesus might be saying: "Everyone sit on THIS side of the table so you can be in the picture!"
2007-04-20 18:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my nephew was 3, he had a severe overbite and because of that his mouth was having trouble forming certain words. The speech therapist told us to encourage him to say as many words as possible, even if it is a difficult word, just to give him the confidence to keep talking.
One day he saw a coffee cup on my table, it had a picture of a buffalo on it. He had never seen a buffalo before, so he pointed to it and gave me a look that said "what is that?" So I said "That's a buffalo. Can you say buffalo?" None of us expected he would be able to say buffalo correctly, but what he did say took us all by surprise.
He answered with gusto "Butt hole!"
(He can speak very well now)
When his older brother was about 3 years old, his Uncle Tony took him to the grocery store. He said to every woman he passed "Hi, my name is Christian, I have a pee pee. This is my Uncle Tony, he has one too!"
(They are actually very well behaved children) LOL
2007-04-20 17:34:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Chlid of 6 points at doll cradle and says : "look at the little coffin!"
Child of 8 demanding the dog deliver its immortal soul in extchange for a dog treat.
2007-04-20 17:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by Mime 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
At McDonald's a very large (okay, FAT) worker was going outside for a smoke break.
As she was about 6 ft away my sweet 7 yr old song says in a voice heard in the next county,
"Mommy, Daddy! Look at how fat that women is!"
Us to him: "///////! Shhh! Don't say things like that in public!" (so the approx. 10 other patrons hear you....)
"But, Mommy you told me not to lie. She IS fat!"
We left.
2007-04-20 19:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by For_Gondor! 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Never heard anything that wasn't probably already some one else's child's funny saying so I will take what I thought was cute out.
2007-04-20 18:30:14 · answer #5 · answered by d4d9er 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just this week a six year old had a smear of something blue/purple on her cheat that first looked like a bruise..I looked closer and realized it was probably water paint so I ask her ,what's on your face?she replied "I don't see anything".
2007-04-20 17:19:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mommy, why is daddy kissing Aunt Jane?
2007-04-20 17:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by ɸ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little kid was barfing and the kid next to him yelled "look hes blowing up like a volcano"
2007-04-20 17:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I was once pointing at my friend and my little sister asked who I was fingering... I didn't get it at first but my friends were cracking up and they had to explain it to me in very small detail.. lolz.
2007-04-20 17:10:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I asked my son (4 yrs old) what happened to his easter egg chocolates, he replied, "I accidentally ate TWO."
2007-04-20 17:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by abcdgoodall 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋