Ricky is trying to decide what to call his new bar when he spots Lisa coming up the street. Ricky is really keen on Lisa, who's not only gorgeous looking but has legs that go on for ever. That's it, he thinks, I'll call my new bar Lisa's Legs.
The next day three men are waiting outside the bar when a cop stops to ask them what they are doing.
"We're waiting for Lisa's Legs to open so we can go in and satisfy our needs," they reply.
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A man walks into a pub, orders a pint and is charged £1.80. A little later he orders another and hands over £1.80. but the third time, the barman gives it to him for free.
"How come?" asks the man.
"Well, the owner of this pub doesn't know that I know he's upstairs with my wife. So I'm doing to him down here what he's doing to me up there."
2007-04-20 14:28:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh god..i loved them both..i think the first was a little funnier but still good ones
2007-04-21 14:05:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit slow this morning had to read second one twice good one
PS where is that pub £1.80 a pint , great
2007-04-21 03:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never mind the pub! how do i contact his wife. 10/10. xx
2007-04-21 05:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur on a roll lmao 10/10
2007-04-21 16:57:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-04-20 21:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by babymohawk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 1st one is funnier, but the 2nd one is OK!!â¥
2007-04-20 21:32:46 · answer #6 · answered by kim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funnnnnny lol.
2007-04-20 21:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by Mila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Fidgety.!!!
9/10.!!!
ha ha ha.
2007-04-20 23:06:32 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
???right??? it twas K
2007-04-20 21:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋