This guy was driving along as his truck gradually ground to a hault. As he looked down at the gauges he noticed that the fuel said E. Just as he was pondering what to do, a bee flew in his window. The bee asked what was wrong and the man explained that he was out of gas. The bee said, "I'll be back in a second." Sure enough, the bee was as good as his words, returning with a few thousand of his closest friends and relatives. They flew into the tank. In a minute the be flew back to the cab and buzzed, "Start 'er up!" And sure enough, the engine returned to life. The driver asked, "What did you do?" yer gonna hate me.................!
BP!
2007-04-20 14:11:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gee, you guyz are tough!
2007-04-20 14:22:04 · update #1
British Petroleum!
2007-04-20 14:23:01 · update #2
Sorry for the typo! BP is a brand of gas in the US. It was a pun...bee pee, get it???
2007-04-20 14:39:39 · update #3
Lol! Good one!
2007-04-20 19:29:19 · answer #1 · answered by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bee did Beyond Petroleum?
2007-04-20 21:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now how many times do we have to tell you not to leave p&s?! Come on back to the family. We'll all laugh at your bee pee!
:D
2007-04-20 21:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by OneRedCent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job
2007-04-20 21:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont think i get it. But if it is what i think it is, that is actually really 1st grade lame.
2007-04-20 21:20:49 · answer #5 · answered by CashCountry17 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow that was idiotic
2007-04-20 21:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was hilarious, and your timing was perfect.
2007-04-20 21:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by J C 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's pretty stupid
i get it
but is not funny
boo
2007-04-20 21:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
stupid joke
2007-04-20 21:27:48 · answer #9 · answered by me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You suck!!!
2007-04-20 21:24:54 · answer #10 · answered by The Don C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋