Harsh things a woman can say to a naked bloke...
Wow...and your feet are so big!
I guess this makes me the early bird!
But it still works - right?
Are you cold?
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
I never saw one like that before.
Maybe it looks better in natural light?
2007-04-20 13:45:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TO ANNAKEE & DARLA.....I'm HAPPILY married and no problems in that department - it's a bloo*y joke! - get a life.
2007-04-20 14:02:05 · update #1
FUNNYGIRL...I don't sit here 24/7 therefore I didn't see you post this joke. :)
2007-04-20 14:03:35 · update #2
Good one Fidgety.!!!
10/10.!!!
To all the critics get a life.
2007-04-20 16:12:39 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant Fidgerty, 10/10+star. xx
For all the critics!! Chill out it`s a joke.
2007-04-20 23:03:15 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband has a beard and mustache yet keeps it very smartly trimmed. while i think of decrease back, somewhat some the adult men I honestly have dated have had beards, etc... I under no circumstances quite thought approximately it earlier yet i assume i'd desire to like them!!!
2016-12-26 17:28:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny.here are some more.
(1)It looks so Unused.
(2)This explains your car.
(3)Make it Dance.
(4)Ahhh,it's Cute.
2007-04-20 17:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by Lady T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! Good ones!
2007-04-20 13:56:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a think the lets have a cuddle would b a sore 1, i'll need to try that 1 out the next time i can't be f(_)ckt
2007-04-20 14:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL I'm soooooooo lucky my bloke knows which way the boat floats and the rudder is just fine! LOL
2007-04-20 13:51:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What can I say, except that I put these up yesterday. I also mentioned to you that we're reading the same (Bloke Joke book) Kep em coming tho!
I've just put some more up but was reading something in the Celeb section & forgot to click over to this section first. How do I switch it over so we can all have a laugh?
2007-04-20 14:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 6⤋
i liked that however i might think those thoughts but would never say it out loud.
2007-04-20 15:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by gratefulmissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would reply, well it maybe small but it will fill a pram.....lol lol
2007-04-20 20:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋