a blond with headphones on walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut. She says to the hair dresser just cut an inch off he asks her to remove her headphones and she refuses so we works carefully around them she tips him and leaves.
A couple of weeks later the same blond walks in ands to take an inch off but she wont take off her headphones she tips the hair dresser and leaves.
the same thing happens every couple of weeks over the next year and the hair dresser is wondering what shes listening to so he decides that the next time she comes in he will take off her headphones and find out what shes listening to.
the same blond walks in and askes for an inch cut off like always. The hair dresser takes off her headphones and she drops dead.
astonished he picks up the headphones to hear ... breath in..... breath out... breath in ...breath out
2007-04-20 13:17:54 · 9 answers · asked by Windar 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHAHAHAHHA LOL
2007-04-20 13:21:11 · answer #1 · answered by sharksown92 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
51 days!!!
Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and
start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 Days!!" About five minutes later,
another blonde walks in,Orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.
Finally, another blonde walks in with what looks like a
Cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and
starts cheering with the others, "51 days!
51 days!! The Bar Tender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to
discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster Puzzle. He walks over to one of
the blondes and asks, "What on earth are you doing??" "Well," the blonde says,
"everyone thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of
this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!
2007-04-21 04:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had oner like that. it was pretty much like yours but she only came in one time. then, in the middle of the haircut the hairdresser noticed he had to take them off so when he asked and she was bobbing her head to whatever she was listening to and he thought she said yes then took them off. but that is still the best version. can i use yours also? 10/10
2007-04-20 20:39:37 · answer #3 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly joke! Funny! lol! 8/10.
2007-04-20 20:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha funny, but no offense to blonds.
2007-04-20 20:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♥KyoSohma♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that a million times!!!!!!!1
2007-04-20 20:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by Nessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I've heard different versions of that, but this one is pretty good.
2007-04-20 20:30:23 · answer #7 · answered by Cobain In Chains 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats almost exactly like my other joke i posted here!!! And its still open!
2007-04-20 20:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by Doug 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is this really a joke?
2007-04-20 20:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋