On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
2007-04-20 12:17:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ding Dong, Ding Dong, Ding Dong...
That was funny - thanks. I have already cut and pasted and sent it to a couple of friends.
2007-04-20 14:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-20 13:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an previous one, I used to tell it whilst i grew to become into first married, we used to stay next to a Church! GRIN* nonetheless humorous, and it brings decrease back memories--------------------------------...
2016-10-13 01:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-04-20 13:02:49 · answer #4 · answered by Doug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny :)
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2007-04-20 12:26:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That's kinda funny :-)
2007-04-20 12:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by lol 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Oh, gosh, that took me by surprise! Nice one!
Thanks for the laugh, and have a nice weekend!
2007-04-20 12:38:04 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha traumatizing LOL
2007-04-20 12:23:38 · answer #8 · answered by *Heart~broken* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOOhh----That's a good one...
2007-04-20 12:28:45 · answer #9 · answered by Angela M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-04-20 12:24:43 · answer #10 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋