I just had a little accident at my desk. I work in a small cubicle with 40 people in my office. How do I get up and leave without anyone noticing what happened?
2007-04-20 11:50:26 · 15 answers · asked by riderefr 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Ok, i am going to tie my jacket around my waist and make a run for it. I will let you know how it goes. Thanks to all who offered advice.
2007-04-20 12:09:55 · update #1
I tried to leave without anyone noticing, but unfortunately, i went a lot and it all dripped out the side of my pants. My boss and everyone else in the office noticed, so I quit my job.
2007-04-20 15:34:11 · update #2
as beach love says the sweater job its not a laughing matter as i suffer from irritable bowel syndrome and i know how you feel please dont be upset
2007-04-20 12:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
man that sucks big time i feel bad for you i think you should leave out the back door of the office or walk really fast out the door to the restroom and when someone ask you when you get back or the next day tell them the truth not the whole truth just tell them that your stomach hurt real bad and you had to go or make up something similar
2007-04-20 11:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If possible try to clean yourself up in the restroom. Try to wait until everyone leaves, or if you can cover yourself with a jacket or briefcase. If you have a friend at the office see if they can be a human shield for you.
2007-04-20 12:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Tie your sweater round your middle and grab a paper and hurray to the bathroom or car. If the damamge is doen and there is no sweater spill coffe on your front and hurray to the bathroom, leave to go home from there tell them you are burned.
2007-04-20 11:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by beachloveric 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats what i was gonna say put a jacket around your waist great for when it gets to hot a friend has a accident ect
2007-04-20 12:31:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
all you have to do is mention Harry Reid's recent flip flop on not only denying support to the soldiers but now condeming the war on terror as lost and mention that finally people will find out what type of liberal tax and spend extremist they have in office and boot him out...it wont eliminate your problem but at least you wont be alone and perhaps could sneak out in a crowd if you know what i mean.
2007-04-20 11:58:58 · answer #6 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
get up, and back your way out, smiling and chatting with your coworkers, as if nothing happened (if you already crapped your pants, then you've relieved yourself and the urge is no longer there) then head to the bathroom and get washed up. take your time, so that no one suspects anything.
2007-04-20 11:56:13 · answer #7 · answered by fermion_gas 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Set a trash can on fire and run for it! They'll never notice... of course, you may also go to jail, in which case you may wish to ask the cops to swing by your place on their way downtown, you know, for a change of pants...
2007-04-20 11:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by ThePaulson 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If you tend to do it often, do have a spare pair of pants in your office.
2007-04-20 20:22:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Way to go!!!! How the heck did that happen? Haven't you ever heard of a bathroom?
Walk out backwards, or hold a folder over your butt while you walk out.
Gross!!!!
2007-04-20 12:19:16 · answer #10 · answered by sotagirl74 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋