Are you ashamed? I'm not! I put a dead squirrel on the tool box of my father-in-laws truck, so that it looked in the window. When he got in the truck and looked in the rear view, he said he nearly peed! He laughed so hard! We both laughed!
2007-04-20 11:41:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i ranched my neighbors driveway with a friend or two but we didnt finish cause we ran out of ranch
2007-04-20 11:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by rickabamboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of months ago at work, I got a great idea for a prank. I work at a pizza place by the way and it was close to closing time so the boss wasn't there. Anyway, I got on my cell phone and called the restaurant from the restroom and asked for a friend of mind that worked there. When he picked up the phone, I told him I was from the police department and that his mom had gotten into a car accident and that he needed to get to the hospital. My plan was originally just to yank his chain for a second or two and tell him it was me but the way he responded made me think he had caught onto my act and knew it was me. He said he didn't hear what I had said and told me to repeat it. So I repeated it and his voice quavered as he asked me if it was serious. I then bolted from the restroom to the phone and jerked it out of his hand and explained the whole thing to him. I know I took it to far because when I saw him his body was shaking uncontrollably. After he found out it was me, he playfully beat up on me and everyone had a good laugh about it. He teasingly threatened to slash my tires but hasn't done it yet. He was never that mad about it though but most people that heard the story think I was being an a**hole. Some, like me though, appreciated the humor though as I didn't let him go on thinking his mom was hurt for more than 10-15 seconds though. By the way, this was done in retaliation for the many things he had done to me that night.
haha. found it!
2007-04-20 11:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few days ago I was watching Dancing with the stars, and Heather Mills/was McCartney is a contestant.She only has one leg!!!!!! And she is doing well, but the other night she fell over because of her prosthetic leg...I felt bad for her but could NOT stop laughing!!!! MY BAD??? I couldn't help it.........
But she bounced back up like nothing happened! She told the judges that she falls all the time! I have to give her credit for doing a dance show with professionals......that are fantastic!.........
And I do feel bad about it now!
2007-04-20 11:49:06 · answer #3 · answered by Bren 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You Know Those Dummies You Know That Model Clothing In TArget ANd PLaces?
Well I Have HAving Some Fun With A Camera Fone and filmed me pashing a dummie lol but i wasnt ashamed
i was ashamed wen i dacked its pants down no that wasnt enuf
i piked him up threw hm ov3er my shoulder (dacked) an all this while ma frend was filiming it and i took all th close of it except hat and walked around to th little kids and got one to touch his wonka hahahha so funny
2007-04-20 11:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by Me! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Found Christmas gifts- unwrapped them played with them, then re wrapped them up.
To this day my sister couldn't figure out why her Barbie doll that Santa gave her, had GI Joe pants on. (All equipped even with weapons). And mom & dad in totall shock why GI Joe had Barbie's clothes on.
Got to love that one?
2007-04-20 13:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by My Nut!!! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My sister and her husband wanted no more children, so they put their names into a cap. Which one was pulled out had to be the one to get fixed, so my brother in law lost.
The day came, had his vasectomy.
So I bought a sympathy card and signed it from my sister (his wife).
Needless to say he was pissed right off, but we did laugh.
As for my sister (his wife) She laughed her head off!
Years later he got even, But that's another story.
2007-04-20 12:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am mean to people everyday!! That's how I roll, Bunny. I am never ashamed! But I'd have to say that I come back with some pretty narly comebacks!! And they are MEANER than anything! haha
2007-04-20 11:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by Arielle 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
thats funny.
ive teepeed somebodys house.not ashamed of that.
made my sister step in doggie poop.that was funny :P
2007-04-20 11:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i skweeze my puppy till she grunts for air
2007-04-20 11:47:42 · answer #9 · answered by Reid N 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
raped ur mom & wife and daughter. if u have one
Im ashamed, they're not
2007-04-20 11:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by Johnny 1 · 1⤊ 8⤋