Wedding test
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
an d gene rally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her
"little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me....
2007-04-20 11:02:28 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I was stunned and frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the
door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future
family was standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our
daughter.
Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
My mother sends me a lot of jokes and I thought this was the most funny of them to be shared with!
Good night!
2007-04-20 11:03:59 · update #1
lol , thanks for sharing , it's nice.
(((Good Night))) sweet dreams insha Allah.
2007-04-20 11:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a great joke, 3 thumbs up 4 this one, one
of the best I heard in awhile, I laughed so hard,
thanks 4 the laugh.
2007-04-20 18:12:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Night!
2007-04-20 18:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by Bethany 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL glad I'm an only child!
But I trust my hubby!
He knows where his bread gets buttered :0)
Have a fab weekend!
2007-04-20 18:08:17 · answer #4 · answered by danni_d21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa laooooooooo....I laugh my brains out! Gosh...it so hilarious.
now I wanna go check my husband's car.....!
2007-04-20 21:33:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha :D
Goodnight :P
2007-04-20 18:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by E.T.01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks! :-) ...giggle and sigh.
Sweet dreams!
2007-04-20 20:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by Jamie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋