A door- to -door salesman asks people if they have petroleum jelly in the home and what do they use it for. 'i use it for the babys nappy rash,' one woman says. further up the street another woman explains:'i use it for dry hands and cracked lips.' in the last house a man answers.'um,yes he replies, looking embarrassed. 'my wifh and i use it for our sex life.' ' 'oh, for lubrication?' the salesman whispers. 'no - we put it on our door handles to keep the kids out!'
2007-04-20 11:02:18 · 33 answers · asked by mish 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is funny. Anyone who thinks not has no sense of humor or no kids.
2007-04-20 11:05:42 · answer #1 · answered by Jeff R 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lol! Heck ya that's funny! I wouldn't tell it in the presence of young kids but yeah that's pretty funny! Good job! =)
2007-04-20 11:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by Vanna Chick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao thats funny. i will have to try that on my doors to see if it keeps the kids out lmao jj :)
2007-04-20 11:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by hayley s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Great Joke
2007-04-20 11:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-20 13:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is FUNNY!!!
Sure put a smile :) on my face!!!
Good One!!
Where did you get that joke???
or did you make it up???
2007-04-20 11:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by Party_Hottie12 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its kinda funny not your belly hurtin type of joke but it can be used to break the ice... if they find it funny.
2007-04-20 11:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by GellyBelly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-04-20 12:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-20 11:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's a good one.
2007-04-20 11:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by Mom Sparrow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋