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why is that man holding hands with that other man?

why is that lady so fat? did she eat someone?

2007-04-20 10:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by Super G 5 · 5 0

I think I embarrassed my mother pretty well when I was a kid. I asked the preacher one day after church, "Why do you always have to talk so loud and yell, because you keep waking me up?" He responded that that was exactly the reason - to get my attention. I remember this pretty well (I also remember it busted my bubble and kind of ticked me off that he wasn't sorry and had no intentions of stopping), I think I was about 5.

The most embarrassing thing my child said was at my grandmothers funeral (his first - he was 4). Anyway, he went up to my aunt and said, "What are you doing here?" I guess he never put two and two together. She said, "Well, that was my mom." Then he as seriously as could shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, I guess you don't have a momma anymore." Luckily she wasn't offended and we both understand that he was trying to understand the whole concept of death, but I was MORTIFIED!!!!!!

2007-04-21 00:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by Angel D 2 · 0 0

it was my neice we went on a weekend vacation and we didnt have very much money so we figured who cares some people will just have to sleep on the floor of the hotel. So we go to check in and i tell the lady behind the desk that there is only two of us. Then someone how we come up with more money and i tell her well do you have another room available my sister might come up too and i want to be sure she has a place to stay. Then out of no where my neice desides to just say.... yea cuz we have 8 people with us. I could not help but laugh. I couldnt even look at the lady behind the desk.

2007-04-20 17:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by j 4 · 1 0

Okay. Not my child, my little brother, who is 14 years younger than me. When I was around 16 I had my boyfriend, now husband, over to our house. We were sitting on the couch watching tv. All of the sudden, my little brother, who is 2 and in the midst of potty training suddenly yells out from the bathroom very loudly and VERY CLEARLY............."HEY, SOMEBODY COME WIPE MY BUTT!!!!!" I was absolutely mortified! I immediately ran and helped him out so he wouldn't yell it again!!!!! My brother and I remain close, despite the bathroom incident. lol.

2007-04-21 22:55:47 · answer #4 · answered by trace 6 · 0 0

My son Austin, when he was 6 once said REALLY loud to this HUGELY overweight man, "OH MY GOD! YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG RED DINOSAUR!!!" It was scary. One time, my nephew called a man a "Dodo brain" in the elevator (the man was metally impaired and there were other people in the elevator as well) it was aweful. haha

2007-04-20 18:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by Fersureee 5 · 0 0

The other day my three year old heard a police siren and said oh a cop my mommy hates cops right in front of my friend.

2007-04-20 18:28:54 · answer #6 · answered by Mandie 4 · 0 0

I don't have kids, but my mom said that I asked a random man in the mall why he was so fat once. And another time I asked a nurse why the baby she was holding was brown.

2007-04-20 17:55:38 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 3 · 0 0

well, my 3 year old niece embarrassed me the other day. i am 36 weeks with twins and she comes up to me (haven't seen her in a year, they live a few states away) and she tells me "aunt holly, your belly is huge! you have a big belly!" she continued to repeat it over and over. and now she's beginning to tell everyone around her just how big aunt holly's belly is. lol

2007-04-20 18:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by littledebi82 4 · 0 0

my 3 year old daughter told the lady that works at the pharmacy that she had really big boobs.

2007-04-20 22:58:50 · answer #9 · answered by woman 2 · 2 0

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