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I am asking about a no holds bar UFC style fight-(no weapons Mohammed!)
Also would both religious figures be tried for war crimes?as they have had more killings committed in their names than any other figure in history

2007-04-20 10:29:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

H-loved the eye 4 an eye analogy-I said Arlah because to use the other spelling would ensure my passage into the world of the strange-keep up the great work guys and gals-make sure to keep your burkas on though-no peeking.

2007-04-20 10:40:38 · update #1

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jesus would probably turn water into wine, the pair of them would end up s,hit faced,scruffy clothes,long beards and all.stand in the highstreets,shouting,JESUS IS ALIVE! and the other shouting ALLAH!!the police would turn up(after catching the pair of them on cctv cameras,arrest them , because their wearing hoodies,and charge the wineóes for preach of the peace!!!!!

2007-04-20 10:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE 2 · 0 2

Who's Arlah?

2007-04-20 17:32:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If Allah hit first then Jesus would have to keep on turning the other cheek. Allah would be alright as long as he stayed away from the eyes because Jesus would have to take an eye for an eye. It could go on for ages an people would lose interest - even the war crimes tribual.

2007-04-20 17:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by James H 1 · 0 2

When Jesus came to live among us the first time He came in human form...when Jesus comes back He will be the warrior King, The Lion of the tribe of Judah, not the gentle Rabbi you knew Him to be. It was prophesied numerous times in the Bible. Jesus has already defeated every foe...

2007-04-20 20:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by ;) 6 · 1 0

There is already a war in heaven called the Great Controversy. It is between God and Satan and if you're not on God's side your on Satan's there's no middle. Satan is fightinfg a war that he has already lost, and therefore the Answer is obvious... God (the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.)

2007-04-20 19:12:26 · answer #5 · answered by tee 2 · 3 0

Jesus

2007-04-20 17:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

i will assume that you mean Allah which from my understanding is the Arabic language word for God, and Jesus being the son of God i would doubt very much that God would return his son to earth and come to earth himself to have a fight, when Jesus died on the cross he died for all men in the name of God so i really don't think that this kind of fight you are suggesting would ever happen, correct me if i have misinterpreted this wrong but i am just a lowly servant of god and his son Jesus.. Peace!!

2007-04-20 17:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by hutchbox 1 · 2 0

Why does everything have to come down to violence? I think the two of them would have a reasonable discussion and agree that both religions really stand for the same things and that it is a few radicals that have ruined both religions.

2007-04-20 17:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think Jesus would lose just about any fight since theoretically he would keep turning the other cheek. And don't blame JC or Mohammed for what other idiots do in their names. Not a court in the world could convict them on those grounds.

2007-04-20 17:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Um, the war crimes thing, they would have to have ordered the killings to be tried, not having people killed in their name. I bet Jesus would loose, after all, he did teach non-violence and turning the other cheek! So it would be a one-sided fight

2007-04-20 17:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by Steve M 3 · 1 3

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