-or have you seen someone elses child do or say things that cracked you up?
2007-04-20 09:46:38 · 16 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
I had to buy some new bras at JCPenney with my 3-year old son in tow. He wandered away while I was paying. He went over to the mannequin on display, and with his little finger, pulled the panties away, looked down, and shouted out at the top of his lungs: Mommy! SHES GOT NO HAIR DOWN THERE!! Just as an amish family walked by.
2007-04-20 10:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by snapoutofit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i could have became crimson with you and then laughed the following day! I even have an quite much 2 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous and a 6 month previous. My hubby additionally calls the toddler "Booby monster" lol. My 2yo is acquainted with that thats how mommy feeds the toddler and there is not any longer something incorrect with that. He additionally says "booby, yum yum" and then makes a slurping sound, which i stumble on hilarious, for sure he purely does that at residing house and that i could be embarrassed if he reported that throughout public! yet what are you able to do? :)
2016-10-28 13:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by blanga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady at work lost her husband. I took my 2 year old daughter to the visitation. When we got to the casket, I put her down to walk beside me so she couldn't see into the casket. She's very curious, which I'm grateful for, but I knew I wouldn't know what to say if she asked anything or said something. However, I did it too late. We were right by his wife and she pointed and said, "what's that?" She was pretty quiet about it, though.
Also, once we were in a restaurant for breakfast, very crowded. My husband barely touched her on the cheek trying to get her attention. She put her hand to her face, got the waterworks going even and wailed, "ow mommy, daddy hit me!" Everyone started staring.
2007-04-20 09:54:54 · answer #3 · answered by Lady in Red 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walking down the beach in Hawaii with my family and my buddys family and his 3 year old son yells" Hey Jeff you have a hairy back!!!" We all laughed, then after the laughter my buddys wife tells him do not say things about peoples back's, he then yells " Well Mom he has a big belly too!!. Needless to say when we got back from vacation I trimmed my back hair and lost 35 lbs.. : )
2007-04-20 09:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by jt37243 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he was about 2 we were in Wal Mart and he started screaming at the top of his voice "F*cking Millenia! F*cking Millenia!" He wouldn't stop. People were staring. I had to take him back to the toy row to try to figure out what the hell was going on. When he saw it again he went ballistic. It was a toy Millenium Falcon.
Then the was the time he reached up a waitrees' shorts and goosed her...
2007-04-20 09:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by anjazarovitch 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The most embarrasing thing happened at church. I'd been trying ever since our daughter was born to get my hubby to curb his cussing. Well the precher was getting wound up and getting loud talking about sin and going to he** when our 2 year old stood up and yelled as loud as she could God damn. I about wanted to crawl under the pew. Something good did come of it though. My hubby stopped cussing infront of the kids.lol
2007-04-20 10:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by thumpergirl_1979 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We were furniture shopping when my daughter was 3. My daughter asked the sales clerk to pick her up and hold her, so the nice lady did. My daughter pulled down the front of the ladies shirt and asked, "Are you wearing a bra?"
2007-04-20 10:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by Jane 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After eating Italian food, my daughter had been practicing to say the word "fettuccine". My aunt who was visiting out of state didn't believe that a 2 year old could say it perfectly... I told my daughter to tell auntie her new word... She looked up innocently & said "damnit!"
2007-04-20 11:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by Morganika 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My two year old son was walking in the mall parking lot with me and my husband when a couple walked by. My son turned around pointed at the couple and started calling them punks. I was so embarrased, but it was so funny.
2007-04-20 09:59:12 · answer #9 · answered by hwlajnitz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Belched really loud during really quiet church.... my daughter at 3 months old... Same child yelled "money" really loud while they were taking the offering at church at age 2 1/2. Needless to say, everyone at church knows my daughter...
2007-04-20 09:52:10 · answer #10 · answered by KaseyT33 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋