Or perhaps, "Ring the bell, atheists, school's back in".
2007-04-20 09:40:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My, my, my rapture hits me
so hard
Makes me say
Oh, my Lord...
=0P
(Crab dances away)
2007-04-20 09:45:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Nope, when He returns a great battle will be waging. Do you honestly think that would be something appropriate to say at such a time? I don't think so. If you believe, or are extremely lucky and do not accept the mark, you may see that day. 1/4 of the world's population will live to see it, the odds aren't good for those who wish to be enemies.
2007-04-20 16:44:34 · answer #2 · answered by Stahn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Christ returns it will be the noisiest day ever heard. And sunglasses will not stop the brightness. Great light shining from the east to the west like lightning. Christ coming in the clouds. It will be glorious.
2007-04-20 16:56:46 · answer #3 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaa. And then Jesus will join the music industry with Dr. Dre.
2007-04-20 16:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by streetsofkerala 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
clever one today arnt you Deke...i dont think that would draw as much attention as arriving in the clouds though like he said he will do.
2007-04-20 16:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by alphaomegadisciple 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no doubt in my mind that he will say that. He will then bust a few moves and run his fingers through his hair.
2007-04-20 16:52:13 · answer #6 · answered by Sookie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they are not listening now, a big shout is not going to help much. We only learn when we experience pain!!!
2007-04-20 16:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deke...I'm just curious but why do you feel the need to poke fun at people's religion? I'm not a Christian but I find these kinds of actions inflammatory.
2007-04-20 16:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Waiting and Wishing 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If Christ had the sense of humor to do things like that, he might be worth following.
2007-04-20 16:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by tylerism 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny rotflmao.
2007-04-20 16:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋