Do they at least have 'Movie Night'? I need a weekly Star Wars fix.
2007-04-20 09:28:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Streets made out of gold and stuff like that? ... hmmm your right ... I hope they have at least basic cable in heaven ...
If not them Im going to hell where they have HD TV ! heheh~
2007-04-20 09:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come on, think about it...Heaven is a place where you will not need those things anymore and hey the appeal is very clear think about it. If you are young and unmaried chances are you have to go out to try and get laid and lets face it unless you are real good chances are many times you went back home alone and visited handsuela because girls dont let you get in their pants that easily unless an specific amount of money has been reached. You will always need money to first go out which means you have to work and like the movie prepare your TPX reports because you are going to need them. "Yeeaah, I am gonna have you work today and ahhh, yeah you will make no money at all or have time to go out but, Yeahh I will see you here until 10:00 PM.
Now of course if you want to definetely not have sex at all, get Married and after a year of crazy sex you will more than likely start to hear your wife let you know that she has a headache or is that time of the month or the best of all you'll see her fall asleep in your arms cuddling while you and your warrior stay at ready. Food, if you are working like most of us you're probaly skipping meals because of deadlines and then go home and realize the fridge is empty and order a pizza which will eventually kill you anyways while thinking about going out and trying to get laid or hearing your wife tell you she is sick, great. Uhhmmm! if i get to go to heaven I am so going to miss all of that fo sure as supposed to peace and not ever needing it for etternity and more importantly " I WILL NOT HAVE TO PUT DOWN THE DARN TOILET SEAT ANY MORE BECAUSE I WILL NOT NEED IT", yes that is the appeal.
2007-04-20 16:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by Serge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Deke,
What heaven has to offer is better than sex and food... When describing heaven- they could only use the word "like" because it's more spectacular than anything we've seen or experienced on Earth.
So think about everything you love and enjoy the most here on earth- and it pales in comparison to Heaven.
God made the world in 6 days (rested on the 7th) he's been preparing heaven for quite awhile now and if you think sex and food is about as good as it gets you should know that there is indeed something more.
Kindly,
Nickster
2007-04-20 16:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by Nickster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know if there is going to be any sex or not, and the same goes for food. The Bible lets us know that no man has ever imagined what GOD has in store for those who love Him. Anything that we discover, GOD knew about it way before we did, and that includes food and sex. I believe there is alot of fly stuff that GOD wont show His people until the very end of the world. I can imagine for the rest of my life, and never be able to guess or comprehend what rewards GOD has for His children. Sex or no sex, I wanna see what reward GOD has for me in Heaven. Even if there was sex in Hell, the punishment for a str8 man might be sex with Hitler or something crazy like that. Dont drop the soap, homies!!!
2007-04-20 17:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by A-Nobody 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once I felt God's love very very strong. I wasn't even expecting it, I was just sitting there waiting for a movie to start. I felt this rush of love over power me, It I had been standing it would have brought me to my knees. I could hardly take it in. After about 20 secs it was gone. If that feeling is anything like heaven and the feel of God's love and acceptance then I was me some of dat! Forever!
2007-04-20 16:33:32 · answer #5 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you check out the mormons - they claim that the highest kingdom of heaven can only be acheived if you have multiple wives. The only thing these wives are good for is making "spirit children" the old-fashioned way - for eternity.
I submit that this could get pretty old after a few hundred years, but otherwise your gonna have to sneak around a lot..
2007-04-20 16:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Quran, it says that in Heaven you will be given endless ammounts of food by everlasting youths. Now THAT's appealing.
2007-04-20 16:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God, the Father, had all of us as His spiritual children. How did He do that? Think about it. We have a Heavenly Mother as well as a Heavenly Father. They have billions of Heavenly Children. If we are to return to live with Him, then we have to become like Him. We, too, can have heavenly children if we live faithful and return to His presence. So if I can have spiritual children with my heavenly wife, then I think there is some form of reproduction going on.
That is all I can say for now.
2007-04-20 16:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by rac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really think we would still have all our human traits in heaven? If there is a heaven, I think we would all return to the pure spiritual form there. Such things would be unnecessary.
2007-04-20 16:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, for one thing - you're fireproof. As far as sex goes ... I've never ever in my life heard of something called ' Viagra.' Hm. Wonder why they invented it? Food? I don't think you looked at the information.
2007-04-20 16:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋