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Well its like this... I seem to be living on a different planet for the last few months. It all started when I was writing my PhD thesis. I used to stay up for 24 hours and sleep for 12 hours... my day used to be 36 hours instead of the usual 24. Now I can't seem to get out of the cycle. I still like to have the 36 hour day. However, its interfering with my life and job now and I would like to get back to Earth. Any suggestions?

2007-04-20 09:24:54 · 9 answers · asked by GodZilla 2 in Health Mental Health

9 answers

Follow your planet's internet connection back to Earth.

Stock up on temazepam. Stay up 48 hours with a ton of caffeine and then time your crash with evening your time. Set your alarm for sunrise the following morning.

If you wake before sunrise, sedate yourself lightly and meditate.

If you wake with your alarm, go out and greet the sun - make sure you get a good dose of sunlight to get your pineal gland woken up.

2007-04-20 09:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by Orinoco 7 · 0 0

What!!! you didn't pack your Sub-O-Matic Electronic Thumb so you could can catch a ride from a Passing Space Ship???? don't tell me you also forgot to take your Towel with you.... How sad. Just remember when catching rides from Passing space ships Stay away from the Vogons... They don't like Hitchhikers.

Other then that just take a few days off and Take some time to find your way back to Earth by going on a Vacation on your New Planet while waiting for the next passing spaceship.

2007-04-20 16:40:17 · answer #2 · answered by deep_red_wing_fan 1 · 0 0

Make sure you watch "Planet Earth" Sunday on the Discovery channel. They are airing all past episodes and 2 new ones.

2007-04-21 00:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by cashelmara 7 · 0 0

Go back to sexual life. Get tired, you will fall sleep as normal as before while having a hell of a time!

2007-04-20 16:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by Yerba74, Free Hugs 5 · 0 0

Hi i think u r crazy but if u really think that then u need to go see a person who can help u ....... any suggestions yes i do get help, build a rocket ship and come back .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2007-04-20 16:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

get back in your rocket ship and force yourself to sleep at normal times

2007-04-20 16:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by killer_tranny 2 · 0 0

I guess, just try to change your sleep pattern.

2007-04-20 16:27:54 · answer #7 · answered by Princesa 3 · 0 0

dear godzilla, please stop taking drugs and that is all.

and i will send you my space shuttle to bring you back to earth save.

2007-04-20 16:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by AYUTTHAYA 2 · 0 0

emmmmmmmmmmm ... drink Coffey !!! :)

2007-04-20 16:30:29 · answer #9 · answered by o_froony 1 · 0 0

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