2007-04-20 09:08:07 · 37 answers · asked by Reported for insulting my belief 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if you were within my reach id slap you
2007-04-20 09:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
You can't become Jesus. You can, however, become as Christ. There is a difference. Follow the teaching of Jesus. Let go of your will and listen to the deepest part of your heart. And other things.Seek and serve Christ in all people. Be humble. You will be transformed into the image of God's son, over time. Like Mother Teresa was. Read books by Thomas Merton for starts.
2007-04-20 09:12:16 · answer #2 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
While you can't become Jesus in the literal sense. You can become like Jesus by reading the Bible.
2007-04-20 09:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
first, make up a list of about thirty names. have these names refer to family lineage that nobody can verify that says you are a descendent of king david. next you have to tell people how to live, what the difference between right and wrong is and be as vague as possible when people ask you if you are god? eventually, pretty much everyone will dislike you, so you just have to take your pick as far as who will turn their back on you first, err... i mean betray you. then before you know it you'll be crucified. i'll say it was for my sins. i bet i can get at least a few people to go along with it. then we'll get a president of some person in power to decide that i'm right when he realizes how much your death can be a benefit to him/her. he'll kill off all the non-believers, and we'll spread the word of your return. how does that sound?
2007-04-20 09:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow i cant believe some of these responses you cant become jesus you see what happened to lucifer trying to attempt that wearing a crown or changing your name wont make any different than you are so give up it will NEVER HAPPEN!!!!!
2007-04-20 09:13:07 · answer #5 · answered by Cymone J 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You get a legal name change. It will most likely be pronounced Hay Zues though. Why would you ever want to do that? Your profile says female, do you really want people to think you are a hispanic male?
2007-04-20 09:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by BigOnDrums 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a god-man named Jesus,
Who magic'ly cured men's diseases.
His friends thought he was great,
So they'd pontificate,
And now all their converts still peeve us.
2007-04-20 09:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by shengduoma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by legally changing your name to Jesus?
2007-04-20 09:11:22 · answer #8 · answered by c'est la vie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can't become Jesus. Jesus is the son of God who is in Heaven right now with God.
2007-04-20 09:10:29 · answer #9 · answered by Josh D 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
you can't become Jesus!
2007-04-20 09:11:24 · answer #10 · answered by Elisabeth 3 queen of England 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
actually, you don't have to become like Him otherwise "oh God i will bow down to you"
just having a Christ-like character is enough, just follow His commandments and that will do.. Good luck anyway.
2007-04-20 09:13:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋