Do you know any age gap jokes?

Question

I'm dating a man 14 years older than me, and we love to make jokes about our relationship. Does anyone know any good ones? Maybe about dating younger girls or somehing like that?

Answer 1

Yeah, I'm in a 38 year age gap relationship so I get a kick out of those jokes too, but most jokes go to the extreme on the age thing...But here's a couple...


A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman."

"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.

Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love ... At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love."

He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"

The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."
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An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. As a result, they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice.

The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on a full-blown orgasm."

They go home and follow the therapist's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help, and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated.

Perplexed, they go back to the therapist. "Okay," he says, "Let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the therapist's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm, and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, creaming orgasm.

Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly: "That's how you wave a towel, Sonny!!!"
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and my favorite...

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

"I lied about my age," Bob replies.

"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

Answer 2

I like to tell people younger than me "I got underpants older than you" and if someone is older I might say "your so old you must fart dust" or call them "gramps"

Answer 3

Does "Yo momma so old she got Jesus' pager number" count?

Answer 4

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