It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?" He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running." The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man." He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil, this one's black."
2007-04-20 08:01:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO one star on it's way
2007-04-20 08:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by Tyanna-Daisy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do you manage to only post very funny jokes each and every time.10/10.Thanks.
2007-04-23 23:38:40 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but didnt u hear frank decided to go back again to get his revenge and shot the polar bear. but there was another tap on his shoulder. he finds himself looking at 2 panda bears. well u see pandas have this thing about threesomes
2016-04-01 10:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess she was multi talented then. 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-20 09:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before, but still very funny
2007-04-23 07:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl=piss my self laughin
pmsl omg i love it its soooooooooooooooooooo funny lol
2007-04-20 22:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by amy_baby123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
This actually made me giggle.
2007-04-20 08:11:09 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, 100% for that one
2007-04-20 08:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad and sorta funny
2007-04-20 08:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by pinaysunrise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha it was pretty funny. star from me
2007-04-20 08:06:42 · answer #10 · answered by lexi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋