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God is a man.

Why you ask?

Over time and evolution, busts got bigger!

2007-04-20 07:07:15 · 22 answers · asked by acollegeangel 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

This joke is intended for a male audience, not a female one. I think its funny but most women don't... So I only will take into account men's votes... Sorry ladies, your sense of humor just isn't my cup of tea...

2007-04-23 08:54:26 · update #1

FYI. 'Becos' is not a word, 'etheist' is not a word, nor is 'wierd', and implants are not the topic of discussion! Its a simple joke, with simple bearings, if you people can't handle that, take a walk off a short pier and do us all a favor. In the world we live in today, HUMOR HELPS!!! Believe it or not!

O, and I'm dating a Catholic, and I may not have a firm belief in God, but NEVER have I been an atheist. WEIRD, yes, but only compared to people wtih no sense of humor!

And if you think God isn't a pervert, think about sex. Any Being without a sense of humor or without a mind that dips into the gutter, would not have made that particular act mandatory to procreate.

And when it comes to playing with God, there is supposedly a little of the Almighty in all of us, so when you play with yourself (or anyone else) you're playin with Him too...

2007-04-27 07:04:24 · update #2

22 answers

kinda funny, would have been funnier if you said boobies instead,

2007-04-27 19:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

what r u , an etheist?u shuldn't play wit God, its not funny. by d way d reason busts got bigger is becos MAN discoverd he could slash a woman's boob open n stick in some kind of "liquid in a bag" ****. Girl u r wierd.

2007-04-27 01:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by glitters 2 · 0 2

There is no logic .God may be cloths which protect our modesty. When we 'play' we remove them keep aside and therefore when we play we don't play with god!Do you get the point?

2007-04-27 21:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by baboo 4 · 0 0

"shouold play with God"
Thats a little retarded...and good job on the spelling...

I like the joke...

AND PEOPLE LIGHTEN UP, we're in Jokes and Riddles...

2007-04-26 10:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by failedmemory 2 · 1 0

What are you on about,Is this a joke or soap box ranting,did you make this"joke" up yourself or did you get it off another comedian?

2007-04-28 00:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that is not funny. No one shouold play with God like that.

2007-04-26 03:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmie S 2 · 0 1

The sad part of this joke is, so did everything else!

2007-04-25 10:30:21 · answer #7 · answered by tom 4 · 0 1

IS GOD A MAN? IS GOD A WOMAN? ANS: BOTH,HE IS IN US ALL
?IS GOD BLACK OR IS GOD WHITE? BOTH, GOD IS IN US ALL
? U THINK MICHAEL JACKSON MIGHT BE GOD???


I HOPE NOONE TAKES OFFENSE....

2007-04-27 11:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by bocephusntn 1 · 0 0

acollegeangle,hope God dosn't clip your wings.You are funny& BOLD!Can't wait to get to heaven so I can meet you.

2007-04-27 09:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0 0

I thought it was very funny

2007-04-26 02:04:14 · answer #10 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 1 0

Yes, it is funny! PEOPLE YOU ARE IN A RIDDLE AND JOKE SECTION, LIGHTEN UP!

2007-04-20 08:20:25 · answer #11 · answered by CC 2 · 2 0

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