A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to
his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to
the golf course, I have sex,
I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex
twice.I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night.
The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk.
2007-04-20 06:22:16 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just what i want to come back as thumper the rabbit 10/10 chris w
2007-04-20 09:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
“From every tree of the garden you may eat to satisfaction. 17Â But as for the tree of the knowledge of good and bad you must not eat from it, for in the day you eat from it you will positively die.”
Genesis 1:16
If God here told Adam you will die but have an after life, then why be afraid of the Consequences of death. To me there would almost be no real reason to obey him at this point. And he also said you will positively die. Like 100%, no partial living on later on.
2007-04-20 13:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by grem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 girl pmsl x 10/10
2007-04-20 14:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when my husband was two he fell down the stairs him and his cousin was in hospital together and they both passed on now my husband made it but the cousin did not he said the he could see his cousin riding on a turtal and he told my husband to go back it was not his turn so if that helps
2007-04-20 13:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by STEPHEN W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to think there is an afterlife but i don't know as i am not dead yet and i wont find out for sure.
2007-04-20 13:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Awesome joke
2007-04-20 13:24:45 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke, but i think that there is afterlife that way I'm not afraid of the end ;)
2007-04-20 13:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by Margaret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll let you know when I'm dead.
LMAO now I've read it. Worth a star
2007-04-20 13:25:19 · answer #8 · answered by Tyanna-Daisy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee!
2007-04-20 13:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by purplehairsarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GReat joke
2007-04-20 14:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋