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Does anybody know a spin doctor that could help repair his public image?

2007-04-20 06:19:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

27 answers

Sounds like the rolling stone song "sympathy for the devil"

He needs to go into rehab.. Work out those anger issues, go on Reverand Sharpton's show, Speak with Bill ("I feel your pain") Clinton

And he should get a good Park Avenue PR firm for the image stuff. They should promote the "there's a little devil in all of us" angle.

Then he should adopt several children from third world countries, fully fund a third world school program and provide them all with "little devil" uniforms.

What's his stand on global warming? oh... nvm

2007-04-20 06:23:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymoose 4 · 3 1

Satan would soooo love for everyone to believe that. It's kind of like that saying "The devil made me do it." What a great excuse to sin. Sin is sweet for a season but it always comes back to haunt you no matter how sweet, funny and sensitive it might have been at the time. He doesn't need help repairing his image. People seem to love him in America.

2007-04-20 13:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by CaTcHmEiFuCaN 4 · 2 1

Yes...contact Mental Health they put a spin on everything. If that doesn't help your friend try the media or a church that practices dogma...make sure the church is dogmatic tho.

2007-04-20 13:24:55 · answer #3 · answered by GoodQuestion 6 · 3 1

Satan is evil, he's gonna lose to GOD, and if you dont want to burn in h-e-L-L forever, then you shouldnt mess around with that B-S. God is the only one you need, he will be there for you no matter what, he will give you a place in heaven if you put your faith in him, he died on the cross- shed his blood for everyone, including you....and the only reasone SATAN is sweet and funny is because he wants your soul, and he will decieve you to steal it....i will pray for you....i hope that you delete this question, and open up a ReAl bible!

2007-04-20 13:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by Renee 4 · 2 3

I know!! He's a totally cool guy. I don't know why people condemn him so much, JUST because he likes to live in a little sin. IMO, that's better than being an uptight, uppity, "I'm not worthy" saint.

2007-04-20 13:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by tahirih.luvs2sew 3 · 0 2

Kind of like Al Pacino?

2007-04-20 13:22:12 · answer #6 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 2 1

Dr. 90210.

2007-04-20 13:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by alkdjf 3 · 2 2

You are sure in for a bumpy ride when you see his true colors.

2007-04-20 13:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6 · 0 1

Bill and Billary Clinton are his only hope. I think they are working on it now.

2007-04-20 13:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I think Karl Rove is already on the case.

2007-04-20 13:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1 2

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