A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you 5uck ?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you 5crew ?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I 5uck! I 5crew!" she screamed in panic.
"5lut!" he said, and dropped her.
2007-04-20 06:14:48 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO Awesome Joke
2007-04-20 06:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mild amusement
2007-04-20 06:22:21 · answer #2 · answered by Ben 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of Funny
2007-04-20 06:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by Taaammi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Funny, (what's this woman's phone number anyway)
2007-04-20 06:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad day then Irish eh, loved it you got a star. xx
2007-04-20 09:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA AWESOME !!! Way to go man, i laughed my as s out on this one !! Give me more woman slu t jokes like this !!
2007-04-20 06:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by T Z 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny and not how I thought it would end.
2007-04-20 06:59:45 · answer #7 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I thought it was funny.
2007-04-20 06:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not too bad! I'd say it's funny.
2007-04-20 06:18:48 · answer #9 · answered by IIIxKrazy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-04-20 06:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by pups 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋