and now I want to take my outreach program door to door.
Do you think I should print up booklets or catchy little tracts to impart our Good News to the theists living in the darkness of religion?
2007-04-20 05:38:42 · 18 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dude - I hadn't seen that before. Thank you, that is hilarious!
2007-04-20 05:50:37 · update #1
You've seen this, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV-a1vmZ6y8
2007-04-20 05:44:59 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Only if you make one of the cute lil comic book looking types--for the illiterate! Except we dont get that really good last pg with the fire and the animation screaming. Thats my favorite. Though I dont know--I dont think I want any illiterate atheists. Then their answers would be "I believe there is no god b/c thats what the good [comic] book told me"
We need both a lil flip book and a heavier book. B/c sometimes you can just hand out the flyers, and place on it peoples windshields...but if they try to ignore you, sometimes you need something heavier that you can throw through their open car windows. We need something like that. Something dense. We won't be able to attack with a lil tract. But what would we put in the book?
My roommate always tried to convert me by putting her bible in my pillowcase so when I got back from work at 5 am and tried to be respectful and quiet, I would have an incredibly hard pillow. After a few times, I was curious as to what it was and turned the lights on to see. After a few times of full lights at 5am, she was able to find the bookcase to put her book up.
Once you get it published, I'll help stalk door to door with you. Sounds fun!
2007-04-20 05:55:26 · answer #2 · answered by phantom_of_valkyrie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They won't read a thing.......most fundies are illiterate regarding anything that is not their lame pamphlet.
I don't think a single theist can become a true Atheist. Those who say they were Christians, it was because their parents told them to be, not because they believed in that God crock.....
I'll stay here throwing peanuts at these baboons.
2007-04-20 05:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by SHEÖL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Booklets, come on man this is not the 17th century. Try TV, it always worked for that evangelical priest that said all homosexuals and drugs were bad. Just make sure you don't get caught.
2007-04-20 05:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by Henriette 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! I love it! I think handing out tracts door to door would be the best way to reach those who haven't seen the light. :)
Video it and put it on YouTube!!! :)
Good luck! :)
2007-04-20 05:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by searching_please 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do whatever you want, Christians or Muslims will throw your little booklets like we do to the Jehova Witnesses.
2007-04-20 05:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by carlos r 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not an atheist, but i'm gonna answer anyway....first you have to have a fund-raising cookout, then you have to form a board of directors to vote on the contents of the tracts, then you have to vote who will print them, how much money to use out of the tract fund, etc....you got some work to get done, big boy!!!!
2007-04-20 05:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by ddking37 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YES! One of the problems about atheism and secular humanism is that we don't have meetings at the neighborhood level. In my neighborhood, there are 6 churches.
Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door even after i have called the Watchtower Society to make them stop. I suggest that they read: "Why I'm not Christian" by Bertrand Russell, and they say, I'm going to hell.
But not one Secular humanist group in all of the Broward county FL. phone book.
2007-04-20 05:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by robert2020 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Just leave them alone! I'm an atheist too, but the same way i don't like other people trying to force their beliefs on me, i wouldn't want to shove mine on them. Just let everyone believe whatever they want to and what makes them happy.
2007-04-20 05:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by jade 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure!
things like :
the world evolved in millions of it was not created by your god.
or that ,everything you seen in this world has a scientific explanation, and if it doesn´t have it now , some day it will...
more that anything it should state that they have been living a lie.
2007-04-20 05:46:01 · answer #10 · answered by Black Raven Rose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another example of the completely selfish nature of secular humanism. if it is so important that we know the truth, why is there so little effort in telling us?
also interesting that there likely are very few people who find anything of value in secular humanism, with the ultimate end a godless, absurd existence of no meaning.
I already have the 'humanist manifestos' - no need wasting any more of my time.
2007-04-20 05:50:01 · answer #11 · answered by super Bobo 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋