what are your best - and only your best - one/two line jokes?
2007-04-20 05:25:45 · 13 answers · asked by Redhead 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's a tap on the window, funny place for a tap to be
2007-04-20 05:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by Giordino 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cricketer describing a nude girl: There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch. Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut. Mommy: U mean it's small? Little Girl: No, it's salty. All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
2016-05-19 21:58:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Englishman, Irishman and Scots man walk into a bar.
The bartender says "What's this, some kind of joke?"
2007-04-20 05:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
There once was a young man from Perdue,
whose limericks ended on line two.
2007-04-20 06:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by J C 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A sandwich walks into a bar and the barman says, 'sorry mate we don't serve food'! Tee hee!
2007-04-20 06:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by purplehairsarah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An Irishman walks out of a bar
2007-04-20 05:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
2007-04-20 05:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by Dylan P 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q. What's green and eats nuts?
A. Syphilis!
2007-04-20 08:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a car for my wife - what a deal!
2007-04-20 05:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
a blonde walks into a building...
you would think she saw it.
2007-04-20 06:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋