Does the Soul Sorter need a tune-up?
2007-04-20 05:06:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually, he outsourced all that work to India. The Soul Sorter 3,000® proved to be not nearly as effective as an assembly line chock full o' Indian PhDs making $1.20 USD per hour.
~Morg~
2007-04-20 05:10:07 · answer #1 · answered by morgorond 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
MeatBot®, you 10-Toed Slothâ¢! Get better informed! The Soul Sorter 3,000® is WAY obsolete. God now uses the Soul Sorter 4,000® with the automatic Soul-Fry® attachment.
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2007-04-20 12:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither. We condemn ourselves to Hell by disobedience. God merely points that fact out on Judgment Day when He pronounces the following edict upon unbelievers, "Depart from Me, ye workers of INIQUITY, for I knew ye NOT." If we are disobedient to the Word, we "....have no part" or relationship with Him, thereby seperating ourselves from His grace.
2007-04-20 13:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently, to those who actually read the Bible, God wants as many people to go to hell as possible. Not only does he judge you on which religion you choose, with no evidence for any of them, he sends all kinds of delusions to make people make the wrong choices.
That's love isn't it?
(The Abrahamic deity has as little chance as any of having any truth).
2007-04-20 12:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by Jett 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't have any fingerprints on this train wreck! Christians made up hell, because without one, there is no real reason why people have to believe what they say. And no consequence if they don't.
2007-04-20 12:10:11 · answer #5 · answered by Stormy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People choose Hell or Heaven--while on this earth. They choose Heaven thru acts of compassion, empathy with other living beings, accepting other peoples' differences.
They choose Hell by hurting others, by action or thought.
2007-04-20 12:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by aattura 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God doesn't choose, you choose yourself. Why ask the same question 10 different ways? Why is this so difficult for you to understand?
2007-04-20 12:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by Scott B 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He gave us free will to choose our own destiny and He then gave us the plan of salvation or eternal hell. it is our choice which one we choose,He simply rewards us for the choice.
2007-04-20 12:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by gubwv 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You will find the answer to this question on Judgement Day
2007-04-20 12:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
see you did it now
2007-04-20 12:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋