and drink whatever comes out....?"
2007-04-20 03:51:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the first cows first calfs
2007-04-20 03:54:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sean JTR 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A Roc (large medieval bird) was flying overhead in 620 AD and dropped a huge stone from its talons on top of a cow. The cow was splattered and a serf happened to notice this white stuff shooting out of the dangly things. The serf's dog went over to it and started lapping it up and the serf saw that the dog enjoyed it - thus Dairy farming was born.
Prove me wrong.
2007-04-20 12:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfgang92 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was obviously a person who was dying of thirst and saw a calf nursing. it didnt take long before he figured out, the liquid dripping out of the calfs mouth might save his life.lol :) or more likely, it was a person who was uneducated or not brought up on a farm nor read books on mamals or cows. however if he squeezed them cause he or she thought something was wrong with the cow, I guess they were suprpised, but then again I would guess being so uneducated as not to know what they were, their thoughts would only be interesting to someone studying monkeys. lol :)
2007-04-20 11:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by gods creation 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isnt that the craziest thing ever?? And kind of disgusting as well!! Ewwww. "Hey Tom, wouldnt this white stuff go good with a couple of Aunt Ellens chocolate chip cookies?" hehe
Ya know what I often wonder? Who came up with certain words. Like "gravy" or "pumpernickel"? I can see a group of men in suits, ties, brandy snifters in one hand cigars in the other all just a tad bit tipsy, saying "pumpernickel, pumpernickel, dear lord that cracks me up every time I hear it. Lets name this hear stuff pumpernickel so we can make everyone else say it." Then all chuckling to themselves as they take a big long puff off of their cigars.
Anyway, you crack me up. What a funny funny thought for a Friday.
Take care, do you have any more like this?? I really enjoyed this one!
2007-04-20 11:01:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noah, as he drifted aimlessly on his ark surrounded by all those beasts. He spied a cow, and absent-mindedly pulled on it's teats, and hey presto! he was the very 1st person to milk a cow.
2007-04-20 10:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoever decided to try milk first probably saw the baby cows drinkin the milk and said wow that is similar to how human babys nurse---hmm i wonder if i could put it in bottles and sell it
2007-04-20 10:56:34 · answer #6 · answered by jujubeee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could of only been a bloke, all blokes play with dangly things.
2007-04-20 10:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I often think that, along with 'what on earth did the first person to eat an egg think they were doing?!
2007-04-21 09:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by gellygoggles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very sick thought for the day, Something to get me though the day.
2007-04-20 10:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by yellowpussycats 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mother in law
2007-04-20 10:54:43 · answer #10 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋