Another joke.?

Question

A cop pulls over a car speeding down the road. He walks up to the window and the little old man inside says, "Whadju stop me fur?!"
The police officer says, "Sir, I stopped you for speeding."
Old man says angrily, "I wudn't speedin'! I never speed."
His little wife on the other side of the car leans forward and says to the cop in you little tiny voice, "He wuz so speedin'! He always drives too fast. I'm always tryin' tu git him to slow down..." Old man says, "Shut up woman!"
The officer kinda laughs and says, "I also noticed when I walked up that you weren't wearing your seatbelt."
Old man yells, "I wuz so wearin' my seatbelt! I always wear my seatbelt! Took it off while you wuz walkin' up here!"
Little old lady leans forward again and says, "He wuz not wearin' his seatbelt. He never wears his seatbelt. I'm always tryin' tu git him tu put it on..." Old man says, "Shut up woman!"
The cop chuckles again and says, "Yu know, ya'll have made my day. I'm just gonna write you out a warning. You make sure to put your seatbelt on and stay within the speed limit and drive safe." Then he leans down to look in at the little lady, and says, "Maam, does he always talk to you that way?"
She says, "Only when he's been drinkin'."

Answer 1

best one i read today. I loved it

Answer 2

not really a joke?
just a wife telling a cop officer that her husband was drinking is the message

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

Answer 4

Uh Oh!! Now they're really in trouble!! lol

Nice one

Answer 5

"Shut up woman, I'ze never bin' drinkin'"

Answer 6

actualy, he commited another offence 'drunk while driving'

Answer 7

oops, hahaha

Answer 8

lol funny!!! :)