The crime boss and his attorney meet with his accountant.
"Where's the $3 million you embezzled from me?" demands the gangster.
The accountant is silent.
"Where's my $3 million?" the boss shouts.
The lawyer explains, "Sir, the man is deaf. Allow me to translate."
So using sign language, the attorney asks the accountant about the money, and the message is relayed back that the accountant knows nothing about it. Furious, the boss pulls out a revolver and puts it to the deaf accountant's head, screaming at the lawyer, "Ask him again where my money is!"
"Okay!Okay!" the deaf accountant signs back.
"The money's hidden behind the old toolshed in my back yard."
"What did he say?" demands the enraged crime boss.
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
2007-04-20 03:06:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm typing lol, but i'm not laughing
2007-04-20 03:13:38 · answer #1 · answered by tiggstah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
VEry Funny
2007-04-20 10:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thats funny.
2007-04-20 10:09:57 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard it for a while, but it's funny still
2007-04-20 10:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by Phat MD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not really that funny but I still like it.
2007-04-20 10:11:19 · answer #5 · answered by crazy_for_writing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just twisted. Not really funny though!
2007-04-20 10:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but pretty funny. 8/10!
2007-04-20 10:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. I love jokes you have to think about.
2007-04-20 10:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-20 10:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by Mysterio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang that translator sure has some attitude! lol
2007-04-20 10:10:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES- this is really funny:)
2007-04-20 10:11:12 · answer #11 · answered by bubblegum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋