2007-04-20 01:00:05 · 14 answers · asked by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I thought about opening a pizza place called "Jesus' Pizzeria" once. Our special would be anchovies on "crucifixion crust" (it rises again after three days in your fridge). It would make a killing, I'm sure of it.
2007-04-20 02:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by Enslavementalitheist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... enable's see. There are 5 loaves and a couple of fishes, and 5,000 human beings take position to be fed. by some potential, via some grace or miracle, there is adequate food for all and numerous and the leftovers fill 12 baskets... it ought to paintings. enable me recognize the employer plan.
2016-12-04 08:48:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a better name would be either the Hungry Hippo or the Side o Beef to go,maybe Beef on the Hoof! Get your 2 lb. steaks complete with sauteed mushrooms and onions in butter sauce and we'll throw in the baked potato smothered with butter and sour cream. Make sure you only serve real prime, not that choice they now call sirloin.
2007-04-20 01:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly as a catering service, able to doo a complete Corporate event with seven sardines and a bag of bagels.
2007-04-20 01:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As long as a bloke called Judas wasn't in charge of accounts.
2007-04-20 01:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, if Subway increased the number of 'fish' options on their menu, they'd be onto something...
2007-04-20 01:24:51 · answer #6 · answered by Orac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely among tuna sandwich eaters in the Bible belt.
2007-04-20 01:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by J9 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you kidding? Christians would eat it up (figuratively speaking, of course).
Slap the words "Bible", "Christian", or "Jesus" on ANYTHING, and you won't be able to keep it on the shelves.
You might want to automatically include gratuities in the bill, though.
2007-04-20 01:05:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL!! The first and third answers are so funny!!!
I hope the food is great!
2007-04-20 01:06:35 · answer #9 · answered by Hot Momma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe do better i it were called "bread and wine"
What with all the winos and drunks that are about now
haha !!!!!!!!
2007-04-20 01:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋