A question about assassins?

Question

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You walk into my house, in the night. I don't have
the security system on. The night guard has gone
home. I don't have all three locks locked on the
front and back doors.

Here is 1st part of the question: I have
a piece of sycamore, that weighs about
10 pounds. Dried.

Physics question: I use all my might(I weigh about
160), and the arc of the club is 180 degrees. I
hit the would-be assassin with all the force I can
muster, and hit the SOB in the head.

What is the result of this collision? And where
is my favorite beer in the refrigerator? Think
that I can find it?

Where did this helmet come from?
If I used a crowbar, and broke nine
of his ribs, his knee caps, and his
skull, and he died in a nice warm
bed at the hospital, what? Should I
send flowers and condolences?

Answer 1

Well since he is wearing a helmet, nothing but his ability to take you out and drink your beer.

Answer 2

i'm assuming pounds for your weight. the sycamore breaks on his helmet. not a very good assassin, so i'm going to say he drank your beer while waiting.

Answer 3

was you drunk when you wrote this?

anyhow, to humor you, cuz i'm pretty drunk rite now:

ten pounds isnt enough to knockout someone (but not that i would know), and thats assuming you can land a blow on a trained assassin

and if you got to ask where your beer is in your own fridge, i doubt u r gonna find it easily

Answer 4

Hitting an intruder is defense of property and no crime is committed because it is a justifying cause under the Penal Law.