There are many crude things in bible. Is ther any clean version of bible. I have children in my home?

Question

GE 9:22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father's nakedness.
GE 19:4-8 A group of sexually depraved men demands that Lot turn over to them his two male visitors. Lot offers his two virgin daughters instead.
GE 19:30-38 Lot's daughters have sexual intercourse with him while he is drunk and both become pregnant by their father.
GE 24:2-9, 47:29 "... put your hand under my thigh, and I will make you swear by the Lord ...." (Note: This means "put your hand under my testicles," which is the manner in which oaths were taken at the time; "testament," "testify," and "testicle" have the same root.)
GE 29:16-30 Jacob marries both Leah and her sister Rachel. He has children by both Leah and Rachel's maid Bilhah, but Rachel remains barren. Due apparently to Rachel's generosity to her husband, the Lord eventually allows Rachel to conceive.
GE 34:1-2 Shechem defiles Dinah.
GE 34:13-29 Hamor, his son, and the men of their village agree to be circumcised so as to be allowed to marry the

Answer 1

Just about any TV show, movie, magazine, video game, or newspaper can be just as "earthy" or violent as the Bible.

You are the parent and as such you are responsible for supervising the media (including books, movies, TV, newspapers, magazines, and the Internet) to which your children are exposed.

In addition, all education, including religious education, needs to be directed at the age and maturity of the learner.

With love in Christ.

Answer 2

I believe you're being facetious and are not looking for an honest answer. But, I guess I have time on my hands because I feel like answering anyway...

The Bible does not present these events in a gross or perverted way, with the attention of tantalizing (the way today's media does).

With a parent's guidance, all of these stories can be discussed in a mature way with children. And the children will benefit from the moral lessons. Would you rather your children learn about these topics from school friends and TV, or from you and the Bible?

Perhaps you're worried that your children will read these things when you're not paying attention and get a little chuckle from it. Well, just be glad they're reading the Bible at all. As they grow they will gain wisdom and understanding. Let them know that if they have questions about what they read, they can always ask you or a Sunday School teacher, etc.

Of course you can always get a Children's Bible if you're really worried about it.

By the way, isn't the Bible amazing? It truly has everything in it, doesn't it?