CHALLENGE: I will award $100,000 to anyone who can PROVE Humans evolved from monkies...?

Question

Serious offer but it has to follow its weight and still be consistent with biblical teaching. I will read your responses and send you an email if you can actually prove it. However, I doubt this will happen

Answer 1

Good Question..... Thank God my ancestors are human.... ;-D

Answer 2

And I will award $5,000 (I'm not fortunate enough to have more I can spare) to anyone who can PROVE I've eaten a sandwich at any time in my life before January 1st of this year. Because something isn't actively verifiable, doesn't mean it didn't occur and isn't far more likely than any alternative... How many past occurances do we have that we actually can directly prove?... Now how many of those are over 500 years ago?... None?... Well, what about around 2000 years ago?... What, you can't directly that anything you think happened then happened?... Now, you expect us to document to you a direct lineage beyond a shadow of a doubt from around 10,000,000 to 100,000 years ago?... Seems ridiculous to me.

I can however indicate that it is extremely likely that I have in the past eaten sandwiches, and it is overwhelmingly probable that humans have a common ancestor with monkies, and all animals for that matter, proving these to someone who believes otherwise isn't necessary.

Answer 3

Well, no one can prove that, mainly cos' human didn't evolve from monkeys, we evolved from a type of ape. So you're very question is flawed. Plus, it would be impossible to have it consistent with biblical teachings, and the two are contradictory.
Personally, I believe evolution happened, but I haven't time to go through the vast amount of evidence in support of it.

Answer 4

Using the Ron Hubbard Calcuphysics Christology equation you get:

Infinity (2) emc ^2 = HALLELEUH PRAISE THE LORD

Mathematically, its simple. You take the sum of all the calcuphysics equations (which is correlated with calculations from the Bible AND Scientology) The final byproduct of this increasingly beautiful expression is the sum of all the catastrophes in the universe thus leading to a wavering effect of diseases and illnesses in the evolution of mankind. Or as I like to say it, the Systematics has a mind of its own. Shortly after the creation of the 6th day, whereby the universe transitioned into a period of darkness and self-destruction God molded the universe and recognized the self-regulating Systematics (known as Mother Earth) and allowed human populations to grow through alien intervention. For if a talking snake and a flying spaghetti monster never existed, the sum of all equations leads to explain that the universe would implode. Welcome to the matrix--where truthiness is more than just 3-fold.

Answer 5

You shouldn't ask questions that you have no intention of awarding a correct / best answer to. Religious types are all the same on this matter, you give them an answer and back it up and they will ignore it until they find one that fits in with their religious beliefs. You believe what you want to believe about the existence of evolution and leave everyone else alone with their beliefs. Why does everything have to fit in with biblical teachings? This may shock you but not everyone thinks the bible is a work of non fiction!!!

I will offer the same money if you prove the world and everything in it was created in a week, it has to be consistent with scientific teachings though. Have fun crack head!

Answer 6

I rather doubt that anyone with 100G's to throw around is hanging around Y!A since March answering some 26 questions before deciding to throw out a 'challenge' (which, according to you, must not only prove we descended from monkeys but must -also- prove ["be consistent with"] biblical teaching) at 4AM EDT.

Yeah, "I doubt this will happen" too.

Answer 7

CHALLENGE: I will award $100,000,000,000,000,000,000 to anyone who can PROVE that the earth does not rotate because strong demons are spinning the earth around...?

Serious offer but it has to follow its weight and still be consistent with my beliefs. I will read your responses and send you an email if you can actually prove it. However, I doubt this will happen.
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Answer 8

We didn't. Anyone with ANY scientific knowledge would know that. WOW talk about prove your ignorance with a question..........let me guess you live in the US of A. Nowhere else in the world could you make a comment like that and be older than 3 years of age.

We share a common ancestor. What the heck are you talking about consistent with the bible - so I guess the sun DOES revolve around the earth for you then.

There is an award for anyone who can prove miracles exist - a very large sum of money for anyone who can get the impotent god guy to give back a limb. Go work on that one.

PS You are very funny though...........cause no one is that silly. You nearly got me though-----------you are GOOD!

Answer 9

... You must not be very smart. The theory of evolution doesn't state that we evolved from monkeys, it states that we evolved from apes.

It's a weak theory, sure. No one can prove it. It's much more scientific than creationism, though. For sure.

... Still consistent with Biblical teaching? Wow. Um. You mean, like, literally? Because that's impossible. Bible says seven days, big bang says 13.7 billion years. Obviously, these are conflicting statements, they can't both be true.

Answer 10

If I had the money I would offer $100,000 to anyone, from Einstein himself until the present day, who could offer a valid explanation that is believeable by a sane person for how we got from dead chemicals to the first living cell. No one ever has, regardless of what they tell you. Whether they admit it or not, the theory that the first living cell evolved by random chance is a theory based upon blind faith. No one has ever come up with any believeable mechanism whereby that could have happened.

Answer 11

typical , if you believe in a theory that cannot be proved then challenge the non believers to prove their own beliefs this makes your own shaky belief stronger.
we as a species are driven by instinct to survive it hasn't changed much over 3-4 million years. our basic instinct is to pass on our genes, to do this we need to protect our families by accumulating wealth ie. property, money, food etc we do this to the detriment of others.either as individuals or collectively as a group.
i am just happy knowing that the rich and power hungry [that pay lip service to being good god fearing people will never make it to paradise?.
quote Matthew 19-24 it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of god.