Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."
2007-04-18 20:11:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 10/10
2007-04-18 20:15:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, clearing up your grammar genuine speedy. it is lonely and unattended. Sorry! i'm a spelling freak. i think of that it can be a very nicely- written poem in case you made a type of rhythm interior the poem. Say for occasion that the 1st line had six syllables, and the subsequent had 5. you're able to be able to desire to change them lower back and forth like that to create rhythm. it may circulate slightly smoother.
2016-11-25 21:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!have heard this one!good for the smart bride!!
2007-04-18 22:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH__ my goodness ! She'S not playing she planS on killING him and it's going to feel good too ! AIDS what a way to (bowl) I mean GO ! HA ! HA !
THIS TIME i'm laughing so loud, that i'm CRYING !
2007-04-18 20:39:44 · answer #4 · answered by Angelstar * 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha 10/10 bet he changed a few rules pretty quickly
2007-04-18 20:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
9/10
2007-04-18 22:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by luv2yas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Moza, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! I LOVE THIS ONE THE BEST. Thank You Moza. LOL.
A Friend.
Clowmy
2007-04-18 20:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I needed a good laugh! Thank you.
2007-04-18 20:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very smart bride. not dependent on her husband only
2007-04-18 20:28:39 · answer #9 · answered by mia v. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, serves him right for trying to take control
2007-04-19 07:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Nish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋