GM ev1 funny star if u think so?

Question

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening."

Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository. She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!"

"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks.

"No... I just realised that the doctor had *both* his hands on my shoulders!"

Answer 1

omg, it took me a second to get, but when I got it I started cracking up lol

definitely worth a star

Answer 2

HAHAHAHA wonderful heres one for you we were given informed the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to assert 2 words each seven years. After the first seven years, the elders carry him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they carry him decrease back in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable food.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they carry him in for his 2 words. “I provide up,” he says. “That’s no longer astounding,” the elders say. “You’ve carried out no longer something yet ***** on condition that you obtain the following.”

Answer 3

you got me there! that was very funny! if i can give you a thousand star ill give you for that one.. hahaha!

Answer 4

eeks!!!.. lmao.. that is hilarious.. u definitely deserve a star

hahahahahahahahahaha

good one.. thanx for sharing

Answer 5

haha..omg...thats funny.

Answer 6

i dun understand the story...anyway....hahax...