There are many crude things in bible. Is ther any clean version of bible. I have children in my home?

Question

GE 9:22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father's nakedness.
GE 19:4-8 A group of sexually depraved men demands that Lot turn over to them his two male visitors. Lot offers his two virgin daughters instead.
GE 19:30-38 Lot's daughters have sexual intercourse with him while he is drunk and both become pregnant by their father.
GE 24:2-9, 47:29 "... put your hand under my thigh, and I will make you swear by the Lord ...." (Note: This means "put your hand under my testicles," which is the manner in which oaths were taken at the time; "testament," "testify," and "testicle" have the same root.)
GE 29:16-30 Jacob marries both Leah and her sister Rachel. He has children by both Leah and Rachel's maid Bilhah, but Rachel remains barren. Due apparently to Rachel's generosity to her husband, the Lord eventually allows Rachel to conceive.
GE 34:1-2 Shechem defiles Dinah.
GE 34:13-29 Hamor, his son, and the men of their village agree to be circumcised so as to be allowed to marry the

Answer 1

Get a children's bible. I had one when I was a kid. It will leave out those kinds of passages and be written in a way your kids will understand.

Answer 2

Okay, it may be important to protect children, but each of these passages, in my mind are okay if the appropriate method of explanation is used. (and yes, sometimes "when you're older" is one of those methods.)

If you are looking for a good version, ICB (International Children's Bible) is a good one. It's what we give to primary and younger in our church if they ask for one that is easier to read than NIV but still has verse numbers. (but I don't know about the censorship issues)

One question; do you let your kids in when you watch the news? If so, they've probably seen this stuff already. You could integrate what is on the news with what the Bible says about the nature of the world.