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Yeah, and when he was frustrated, he'd say, "Dad Damn It!"

2007-04-18 18:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2 2

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2016-12-29 08:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by taggert 3 · 0 0

Sometimes he did say that.

Other times he said:

"What the hell?"
"Did hell freeze over?"
"Holy Hell?"
"Go to Hell?"

People are confused, about the mis-use of language....and this is why.

Jesus Knew there was no hell....and was trying to point that out in a surprised and confused way.

2007-04-18 19:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

esus Refuted even the Remotest Suggestion of his Divinity
Consider the following incident mentioned in the Bible:
"And behold, one came and said unto him, ‘Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?’

And he said unto him, ‘Why callest thou me good? There is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.’ "
[The Bible, Mathew 19:16-17]

Jesus (pbuh) did not say that to have the eternal life of paradise, man should believe in him as Almighty God or worship him as God, or believe that Jesus (pbuh) would die for his sins. On the contrary he said that the path to salvation was through keeping the commandments. It is indeed striking to note the difference between the words of Jesus Christ (pbuh) and the Christian dogma of salvation through the sacrifice of Jesus (pbuh).


5. Jesus (pbuh) of Nazareth – a Man Approved of God

The following statement from the Bible supports the Islamic belief that Jesus (pbuh) was a prophet of God.

"Ye men of Israel, hear these words; Jesus of Nazareth, a man approved of God among you by miracles and wonders and signs, which God did by him in the midst of you, as ye yourselves also know."
[The Bible, Acts 2:22]

6. The First Commandment is that God is One
The Bible does not support the Christian belief in trinity at all. One of the scribes once asked Jesus (pbuh) as to which was the first commandment of all, to which Jesus (pbuh) merely repeated what Moses (pbuh) had said earlier:
"Shama Israelu Adonai Ila Hayno Adonai Ikhad."
This is a Hebrew quotation, which means:
"Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord."
[The Bible, Mark 12:29]

It is striking that the basic teachings of the Church such as Trinity and vicarious atonement find no mention in the Bible. In fact, various verses of the Bible point to Jesus’ (pbuh) actual mission, which was to fulfill the law revealed to Prophet Moses (pbuh). Indeed Jesus (pbuh) rejected any suggestions that attributed divinity to him, and explained his miracles as the power of the One True God.

Jesus (pbuh) thus reiterated the message of monotheism that was given by all earlier prophets of Almighty God.
NOTE: All quotations of the Bible are taken from the King James Version.

2007-04-18 18:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by Punter 2 · 2 1

Well when He was still a man He could say omg! Now I wonder about how He said "fer Christ's sake" and "oh Jesus!" XD

nice one there dude, nice.=D

2007-04-18 18:13:06 · answer #5 · answered by <Xariel the Stray> 2 · 2 2

With God's omniscience that Jesus possessed, I'm not sure he COULD be surprised, now that I think about it. *lol*

2007-04-18 18:12:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Jesus is God. Nothing surprised Him or ever does. He already knows it all before we do.

2007-04-18 18:12:21 · answer #7 · answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6 · 0 3

More likely if he really got pissed off.


Unless you mean Jesus Gomez; he always says "Boom-paca-laca."

2007-04-19 06:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably somthing more along the lines of OMGoodness.

2007-04-18 18:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by Christine S 3 · 0 1

Whats the matter squirrel? Did you accidentally eat rat poison?

2007-04-18 18:14:07 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 3 · 0 2

Y'know, as sacreligious as it sounds, there's a certain humor to it....

Seriously, though, I don't know what He said...

2007-04-18 19:41:28 · answer #11 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 0 0

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