2007-04-18 13:52:48 · 40 answers · asked by Trista♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why doth the fowl cross ye olde path?
2007-04-18 13:55:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
a teacher was teaching math and said to a boy
"if there is 5 sheep in a pen and 1 jumps out how many are left"
the boy answered "0,if 1 gets out the rest follow"
2007-04-18 14:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road... to get to the other side. That is my old joke.
2007-04-18 14:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Allison♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First joke I remember hearing when I was little. One of the first jokes most kids learn I think.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A pig fell in the mud.
When I was four it was funny. Didn't realize what a dirty joke was for several more years though.
2007-04-18 13:56:34 · answer #4 · answered by Rosalind S 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
1.what's big, red, and eats rocks? a big, red, rock-eater!!!
2. what time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? time to get a new fence!
3. why did the boy throw the clock out the window? he wanted to see time fly!!!
4. what jumps higher? a lion or a house? (i think it's lion...) a lion, houses can't jump!!!
5. why did the boy throw butter out the window? he wanted to see a butterfly!!!
6. why the boy throw water (in a bucket) out the window? he wanted to see a waterfall!!!
etc....
i can't remember the rest... althoug... i remember one about a big firecracker and a little one....~
:-)
2007-04-18 14:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by Hαír Pεace Šmûrƒ Pεαce 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, ate (8) 9.
2007-04-18 13:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by *blushes* 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Knock, Knock
Who's There
Orange
Orange Who
Orange you glad I didn't say banana
2007-04-18 15:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it's more like a one-liner but:
That jokes so old the last time I heard it I fell off my dinosaur.
2007-04-18 13:56:02 · answer #8 · answered by kmv 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
An idiot man went to go get cheese from the store, he picked out a kind and the check out man said "thats nacho cheese"
the man put it back.
2007-04-18 13:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by I Am A French Fry 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A pig fell in the mud!
2007-04-18 14:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road....to get to the other side. learned as a child.
2007-04-18 14:25:46 · answer #11 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋