A tramp was roaming the streets when he suddenly came across a £10 note lying on the pavement. Picking it up, he looked down at his old worn out shoes and said, "Feet, I'm going to get you some new shoes." A little later he looked at his tattered clothes and said, "Legs, I'm going to get you some new trousers." A little later he noticed his wil*y had grown into a right big stonker." "Oh, oh," he said, "Who told you we'd come into money?."
2007-04-18
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