I snuck into a local neighborhood church one night. I went up to the alter and cracked open their huge bible. I undid my belt and dropped a huge dookie on Leviticus. It was cold in the church and my huge brown loaf was steaming! I then slammed it shut, pressing my brown republican baby flat.
Church must have been great that Sunday! Tell us about your experiences doing it!
2007-04-18 11:48:40 · 19 answers · asked by Holly Jolly Troll Kabally 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i know a lot of people that have used the pages as TP. that's almost the same thing. i hear it's good when camping and you're in a pinch...
your story cracked me up, though. thanks for the chuckle today. what an image! LOL!! imagine the preacher, after leaving some poor kid in the basement, only to come up and open that book... Nice work!
Poetic justice, too, given that so many followers of the bible "poop" on the beliefs of others. (actually, poo-etic justice)
2007-04-18 11:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by Phyllis 4 · 1⤊ 6⤋
That seems implausible. I wouldn't be surprised if the preacher was an unbeliever and was trying to get the last laugh on more people than just you.
Did you get any tips about the "sneaking"? I'm betting somebody tipped you off.
2007-04-18 18:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by Christian person 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This sounds just like one of those liberal mentally ill people all right. I hope when the police lock you up for the felony of breaking and entering, your cellmate will be "Big, Bad, Bubba" from Alabama who will probe deep and often for those "brown republican babies" you confessed to having. lol
2007-04-18 19:04:37 · answer #3 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yup! I then put it in a brown bag, lit it on fire, put it outside someone's doorstep, rang the doorbell, and ran to hide in the bushes while some guy came out to step on it. It was awesome <3
2007-04-18 18:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is one of the most disgusting,sickening sacrilegious
acts a person could do. You are absolutely gross.
I am surprised your posting was even allowed.
Grow up
2007-04-18 18:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by puddintain 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was very rude and you will pay the price when Jesus come,i will pray for your soul,so by the way can you sleep at all?
2007-04-18 18:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by Daisy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I guess Leviticus got bookmarked.....
eww
2007-04-18 19:02:35 · answer #7 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holly Troll.
Didn't pass potty training I see.
2007-04-18 18:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by <><><> 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God will surely show you one day what he thinks of it. its not to late to repent and ask forgiveness
2007-04-18 18:59:59 · answer #9 · answered by arnold12448 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've used it for rolling papers
2007-04-18 18:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by Snooter McPrickles 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋